It's the ambiguously gay duo! We're ambiguously gay!!
- Justin: JC, could you come help me...I am having a little trouble with my cup.
- JC: Sure...Justin- you're having trouble cuz you're trying to cram your tram into an extra small.
- Justin: EXTRA SMALL?! I thought I grabbed an extra large. Now what am I gonna do?
- JC: Well...I can't give you mine, since I barely fill an extra extra small, as you know! Hmm...I guess you'll just have to not wear one.
- Justin: Not wear one?! I dunno JC, won't people notice? And what if I, you know, get hurt there?
- JC: Don't worry Justy, the worst thing that could happen is they'll swell up like grapefruits...and you know I like my PASSION fruit!!
- Justin: Well, if they get injured, you're nursing them back to health.
- JC: That's one promise I'll be happy to keep! Speaking of happy...you're bring my love of the game to a new level.
- Justin: (blushing) Oh, JC! We better go warmup, only a few minutes til we're playing the field.
- JC: Playing the field?! (sob, sob) But you're my one and only...I don't wanna look for anyone else...
- Justin: Well, that's flattering, but I was talking field as in not up to bat, you know, like the bases...
- JC: Oh...I get it now. The bases! Justin, come home with me!!
- Justin: Actually, since there are spectators here, we'll have to settle for only kissing. To first base, my friendly companion (spanks JC on the butt, and trots to 1st)
The two stick together the whole game. Being around JC must REALLY please Justin, and people start to notice...
- Announcer: Playing 1st base is JC, Justin, and...FLIPPER!! I feel like a little kid at Sea World...bring on Free Willy!!!
In the 5th inning, Justin gets a fastball to the groin, courtesy of pitcher Nick Carter. JC follows as Justin leaves the game on a stretcher.
- Announcer: Paul Bunyan and his now blue ox Babe, are leaving the game...and that's all folks!
- **Are they gay?! Find out more next time!