After observing the guys in photo after photo, after photo...and video after video, we noticed a few anatomical quirks they have. Now we aren't trying to be cruel and give the guys inferiority complexes or anything, but HEY...no one's perfect!
JC: He has the longest, skinniest, and veiniest (is that a word?) arms that I personally have ever seen. He practically has a ten foot wingspan with those gangly things. During their concerts, when they wave their arms, he needs construction cones to keep the guys at a safe distance!
Lance: He has a HUGE adam's apple. It looks like he swallowed Adam instead of the apple!!
Chris: He has an overabundance of hair...at least on his face anyways. I probably don't even WANNA know what the rest of him looks like! You know the singing gorilla in George of the Jungle? That's Chris after he forgot to shave!
Justin: Although he seems like Mr. Perfect...we found a few things wrong with him as well. First of all...his eyebrows kind of look like furry caterpillars, inching their way across his forehead as he sings. My sister Rachel noticed in the GMHSALMTOY video that he kinda has this elf ear thing goin on. And WHAT is up with those hairy ass arms? He always has the sleeves of his sweaters pulled up..perhaps they get all caught up with hair if he doesn't. I personally think it would be hilarious to run up to him and rub the palm of your hand furiously in a circle right on the hairest part of his arm. If you know what I am talking bout, that hurts like hell! Knots all the hair up. Hehe.
Joey: He always has a squinty eye! It is the right one...in pictures, it is always kinda squinting. Also, he has a very large melon! I would hate to sit behind him at the movies!