Well kids...here it is...My first OFFICIAL piece of Hatemail. (Actually it is from a friend of mine who can't stand the fact that I haven't gotten any hatemail. What can I say? People love me!!) So here it is...my comments are in italics.
You two should have never wasted virtual space on those horrible singers, N-SYNC. They sing like crap.
Ok...way to repeat yourself. I think I got it the first time that they sing like crap...hence the "horrible singers" part. That was practically a Joey sentence in the making.
Justin looks like a fricking lamb. That's so annoying. And what's with all the baby blue. He's so spoiled that he get all the solos before JC, who is really the only one who has a decent voice.
Well, yeah, he has kind of an afro...and he wears a lot of baby blue. BUT...in the words of Joe McIntyre (modified a bit).."So he wears baby blue all the time and thinks he's Little Boy Blue. But at least he's not smoking CRACK!" Also...about being spoiled and getting all the solos...if you've got the talent baby--FLAUNT IT!
He's (JC) wasting his time in that pre-fab group. JC should quit, get his teeth fixed, and go solo.
Yeah, you got that right...he NEEDS to get his teeth fixed. I will agree with you on that one. About him wasting his time, I wouldn't say that is so. He is traveling around the world with his best friends (so he says) and is doing what he loves. So if that is wasting your time...then let it waste away. Personally I think he wasted his time on the MMC for god knows how many years.
Chris should quit, or be forced to retire, because he's
A. a. 1: Old.
B. b. 2: Ugly.
C. c. 3: Has that nasty weave in his hair.
Haha...if you have READ our page, you would know that we make fun of Chris for those exact reasons. (Minus the ugly part...that is just mean) I don't think Chris should QUIT though...who would JC steal solos from then?
Joey is a dirty pimp who needs to get some fashion sense and shave his face already. I do feel for him, though, as he's constantly in the shadow of that self-centered two-year-old Justin.
Another redundant Joey paragraph. I agree that he needs to get some fashion sense..Hell...I saw the Billboard Awards. BUT...he should leave the face scruff on there...have you seen the early pictures of *N Sync? He looks kinda scary--wowee. And if you feel for him...then you shouldn't make fun of him. About him being in the shadow of Justin, well...who isn't? That afro takes up a lot of space.
Lance is too....weird. He is the worst dancer ever, he can't dress, and his hair needs to basically be shaved. He's got no other options.
Well, Lancey has problems, I will admit that. He wears makeup better than most girls, and his hair looks like he runs into a brick wall to bif it up like that. AND...his eyebrows are more neatly groomed than most supermodels. About him being the worst dancer...that is why we have started the D.L.F.L fund. If you are interested in helping out poor Lancey, check out our joint site.
Overall, this boy band is the shit-iest band ever!!!!!
Oh...don't even go there...have you seen the Backstreet Dorks? Or 98*?? They both pale in comparison to the boys of *N Sync. Hello--I mean Nick is a chunked out mama's boy, and Howie looks like a homeless person. We won't even GO near AJ. Sheesh, some people...
98* RULES!!!
Yeah, if you like guys who look like they eat steroids for lunch, have white hair, and look like monkeys.
***Just so you all know...the last two comments were not intended to offend fans of BSB and 98*--it was purely written as a joke...much like this hatemail.***