"Hey, you've reached Joey. After fantisizing this morning, I remembered all the jello I had received was just sitting around. So I decided to put it to good use...I'm out searching for a pool. When I have been fulfilled, I'll give you a buzz."
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Message One: "Hey wasup? This is Justin. I know you are lonely, but stop looking for a pool to put all that nasty jello in. When I get back from the studio, we'll ditch J.C. and head down to the corner and get you some REAL action. Oh yeah-keep it on the D.L. so JC doesn't get pissy and wait up for ya!"
Message Two: "This is Lance, you know, if you would've told me you were lonely, I would've lent you my blowup doll. She's blond, has nice curves...there's one problem though. If you lay on her, she kinda deflates, so make sure you have an airpump nearby. She really comes in handy during those late nights on the road. Her name is Daisy, but she won't mind if you call her something else. Give me a call back, and I will bring her right over."
Message Three: "Hey this is JC. I told you we shouldn't have mentioned a word about our fantasies. I wish Eddie would just leave me alone, and I wouldn't have looked like an ass on national television. I bet Carson is really gonna start making fun of me now! I hope that thing about me wanting a lap dance from Janet Jackson doesn't get out! Call me later, but don't tell me about your jello pool...I don't wanna know!!!"
Message Four: "Hey JASON FAT-ONE. I think that's the name you gave me anyways...if not, oh well. Thanks for helping me out with those numbers. I get them mixed up all the time, I don't know why though...since JC bought me the phone with the buttons the size of small dogs. I just can't see as well as I used to I guess. Oh, Ethel tried using her bingo chip tactic, but since I accidentally took Ex-Lax instead of my Viagra, she ran away fast. She sure can run for a 90 year old. I wonder what she sees in me--it must be my youthful dreadlocks. I knew those were a good idea. I will have to thank Justin. Speaking of Justin, he is late picking me up AGAIN. But, he is probably waiting for you outside that dirty warehouse again. Oh well, bye now."