The Subordinates is a group of 1 loser, 1 nerd, 1 hottie, and 1 girl. 3 origionally tried to be a trad- revival ska band but had trouble finding other members to play horns. Then they tried to be a wacky screw-around hardcore punk rawk band called the MoFos but that didn't last for very long. After listening to way too much of the Sex Pistols, the Dead Milkmen, and the Ramones, and a little bit of Devo and the Misfits thrown in, the current state of The Subordinates was created...
but then a new chapter was created when Jason re-met Dave, and now the The Subordinates are 4.
Eric...(the loser)
Eric is a Junior at a high school where he studies whatever his parents make him. Eric has a hatred of all green vegetables. His diet consists soely of chicken and bread, and an occasional spare rib or steak.
When at Chinese restaraunts he always orders General Tso's Chicken.(Does anyone even know who this guy is and why they named chicken after him???)
He spends his free time creatively destroying the caritilege in his knees with a plank of wood bolted to 4 wheels. He also enjoys not watching tv, and trying to win the affection of the lovely Jene Baxley.
Eric has been playing guitar for 4.5 years. His biggest influences are the Clash, Dead Milkmen, and the Sex Pistols.
His turn-ons include Jene Baxley and anyone else who hates society. His turn-offs include drinking, smoking, drug use, mental disorders caused by substance abuse, and obesity.
Jess...(the girl,duh)
Jess is a Senior because she's completed 11 years of school. When attending
a Chinese restaraunt she enjoys consuming Jumbo Shrimp. Her diet consists mainly of cancer-causing cancerous carcinogens. In her spare time
Jess likes to play Lacrosse, bowl, party, sing, and hang out with her buds. Jess
has been playing drums for around 3 years. Her influences include No Doubt, Save Ferris, Green Day,
and Less than Jake. Her turn-ons are guys, shaved heads, abs of steel, a dude's smile, music, and individuality.
Her turn-offs consist of guys with big egos who act like they are hot shots, such as the local organ grinder.
Jason...(the nerd)
Jason is also a Junior at the local educational institution. He enjoys computers, chess, and ice hockey.
His diet consists of vegetables and meatless-meat. Whenever visiting chinese restaraunts he always orders Vegetable Egg Foo Young.
Whenever not doing the stuff listed above he enjoys sleeping, watching Vh1, and watching crappy movies from the time period 1980-1989 until the wee hours of the morning with Eric.
He's been playing bass for about 3 years. He enjoys listening to indie, emo, old school pun crock, and the occasional polka record.
His turn-ons include the female guests on Jerry Springer. His turn-offs include manure and the people who eat, bathe, and sleep in it.
Dave...(the hottie)
Dave is a Senior at a fine perochial school. He does not eat at chinese restaraunts because he's allergic to soy beans and could die (well actually just get pretty sick).
His diet consists mainly of grease. Dave enjoys playing bass, writing, breakdancing, being a greaser, swingin'. Dave has been rocking out for 5 years, studying under the skills of Ken Leonard. His influences are the Cramps, Dick Dale, Rev. Horton Heat, the 80's, Crusty Jim, and his Father.
His turn-ons include chicks with short hair, Bettie Page, Debbie Harry, and You. His turn-offs are mainly big pants, compulsive partying, using the word party as a verb because it's not.
