Kennedy's flat
Jenny's a whore
Chris is a fag
and Dre is a bore

Mtv yes they play
only what is trendy
rap and alterna-crap
no that's not for me

MTV LEAVE MY TV!
VH1'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE!
MTV GO AWAY!
VH1 IS HERE TO STAY!

They've got Ru Paul if you need a laugh
They've got Dick Clarck on A.B.
No where else do they have
the Big 80's
Pop up video learn something new
They've got Hair Metal
and disco too!

{Guitar Solo}

BET
No not for me
CMT
makes me feel sickly
Christian Rock Videos
go back to church
PBS Symphony
maybe when i'm old as lurch...

MTV LEAVE MY TV!
VH1'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE
MTV GO AWAY!
VH1 IS HERE TO STAY!