Momma Jommas?

Well, you might like our creativity and our unique ability to create websites...But once you see our profiles...we some beer drinking (root beers), cigar smoking (Big ole chocolate cigarettes), bad odory (hey, we take baths together what is so bad about that?), and bad mouth talking (Is saying punk bad?) little women (By the way we love that movie). So watch it bud!

Gingersnaps:

I am an Ass gal! Yeahhh! I am an Ass gal! I am an Ass gal. Yeahhh! I am an Ass gal! If you ain't down with BA Billy Gunn and his most precious body part I got 9 words and 1 letter for ya: Go stick your head down a toilet and flush it. Now as you can see I love my little Billy. I know he is married you fool! Who cares? Can you say affair? Come on! A-f-fair! There you go! Anyways, here are my hobbies: Watching Mr. Ass, kicking Strawberry Angel to the curb and calling her a working girl, hummm. what else...oh, did I mention that I like watching Mr. Ass? I guess not. I like watching Mr. Ass. Even when he gets beat. That is how big my obssesion is for him. And I also like to tell Angel that she ain't worth crap and she isn't going to meet Jericho and if she does he ain't going to like her. Hahaha!

Strawberry:

I like to think about Chris Jericho, bug Gingersnaps about how much I like Chris Jericho, use my machete if Gingersnaps talk about Jericho, Eat watching Jericho, sleep dreaming about Jericho, (masturbate thinking....Gingersnaps)(Hey, that wasn't right, Gingersnaps! S.A)Well, that is all about me, Strawberry.

Well, certainly these weren't some bad momma jomma tales, but it ain't all that bad. We will be adding a few more BAD MOMMA JOMMAS tales soon!