Da' Madness 10 Commandments

I, Gingersnaps, made up these 10 commandments so don't go thinking Macho Man told me to say this! I have no connection to Da' Man as of late. So just obey and enjoy these Mad Commandments.

P.S. If a person by the name Macho Man Randy Savage just happen to get a look at this and gets offended: My name is Charlie Sheen and I live in Hollywood

• Thou shall not mock da' man because I am da' man I am da' Macho Man Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall believe in only me, Da' Macho Man, not any other men like Big Sexy Kevina Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall not look or touch The Beautiful Gorgeous George when you see her. Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall always bow down when you see Da' Macho Man Randy Savage Oh Yeah!
• Thou can be Da' Man when you obey the rules, but I am Da' Man I am Da' Macho Man Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall never back talk Da' Macho Man Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall vote for me, Macho Man Randy Savage, for president of the United States Oh Yeah!
• If thou are wise, like I know that you are, don't try to challenge Macho Man Randy Savage Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall remember I am The Man! I am The Macho Man Randy Savage Oh Yeah!
• Thou shall not call me Randy, thou shall call me The Macho Man Randy Savage Oh Yeah!