Macho Man is phat!

Mann, you have to like Macho Man. He has super cool clothes and buys Gorgeous George all those funky outfits. You gotta hand it to him he has pure style. He could be the next Godfather of Soul. What up, Mach? Can you hook me up with some of that funkiness? I surely need it. Sniffing all that gasoline at the gas station just took all my funkiness out. Now I need a boost. Can anyone help me? Email me if you think you got more funkiness than Macho Man.