Beggining of a new era

It is a new era here in the World Wrestling Federation! Yes, Strawberry and Gingersnaps have invaded the WWF and we are taking over. Here is our story to how we made it to the WWF:
Once upon a time ago...Mrs. Rose gave birth to Strawberry and Mrs. Mceachern gave birth to Gingersnaps. We were at the playground and in our little diapers. Our moms put us in a sandbox. We eyed each other. First, we got up and had a little catfight. I, Gingersnaps, tore Angel's hair out. Angel then returned that with a "tilt-a-world" back breaker. I started crying, but I got up, introduced her to my fist. She has a big ole black eye. We started at it. Our dads said we were natural wrestlers, but our moms said they need a little work. So they showed us how to fight. We learned. So 10 years later, we are still at, but we are the bestest friends ever. We get along half the time, but when we get mad...All hell will break loose! We fight over men and everything. Once we were at a baseball game and Stone Cold just happened to be there. Angel and I were at again. Even Stone Cold was scared of us. The police came and everything. How did the fight start? Angel shouldn't have been messing with Gingers' jelly beans. Anyways, Stone Cold came up to us and gave us a beer. We drank, of course. He asked us if we would like to "kick butt" in the World Wrestling Federation. We said, "Hell yeah!" He said, "Hey, ya'll might be some bad some bitches, but don't mock Stone Cold." (Hey wait, The Rock says that line) Now we are the youngest to ever be in the WWF. We are going after the tagteam belts. And this just in: Strawberry is dating Chris Jericho.

THE FRIGGIN' END!

Epilogue: Of course, Strawberry and Gingersnaps still fight over one another's man, Strawberry still has her machete and she really uses it on Gingersnaps. It hurts like Undertaker chokeslaming you to hell.

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Just in...Gingersnaps and Strawberry Angel waant to tell you that it wasn't real beer it was root beer. Yummy!