Strawberry asked, "What, Yogi?"
Gingersnaps says with anger, "I was looking at this fan club and I saw that these people put who their hated wrestlers were!"
Strawberry laughs and says, "Yogi Bear, who cares? you know I dislike a couple of them myself. Yogi, it is their site!"
Gingersnaps says with a dumb look on her face, "I know, BooBoo, but I don't think it is right.
Strawberry says," Aw. Me either! Let's make a column on it?"
Gingersnaps, "Ok, Let's start now."
This is what makes people sound stupid:
You say you a loyal WWF fan, but yet you hate half of the WWF. Advice: Don't say you are crazed WWF fan when you hate someone...because by saying you are a crazed WWF fan means you like the whole WWF.
You have all these "official" fan clubs, but can't prove how you came about to making them. Advice: Yeah! You may get the WWF Superstar to hold up a sign, but tell us a paragraph to how you asked them about the club. Example:My friend Ashlie, Hey, Ashlie! She really knows Tori, and she has made an official site...Go to her site and see that she really actually tells us of how she made it official:http://fly.to/toristeam
You say you know every got darn WWF Superstar in the WWF and then have the nerve to say "they are your friends" Paleeze! Advice: Don't go blabbing about all that. You want to keep it a secret because you should cherish those memories.
Mom, stop fixing my hair. Advice: Mom, stop fixing my hair.
If you play a FAKE! WWF Superstar in the WWF.com chatroom, please stop! You hurt Gingersnaps' feelings and she thought you were real. Advice: You don't want to hurt her feelings because she might hurt you. Like she did Strawberry Angel in the sandbox when they were kids.
If you tell someone you know a WWF Superstars address, don't say I can't tell you because they told me not to. Advice: Don't tell anyone at all. We will get angry if you don't tell us! Ok, maybe Gingersnaps and Strawberry were over reacting...We wouldn't certainly tell you boys about GG's email addy even if you are a momma's boy because we know what you plan on saying: "Hey, GG, suck my #$%#@!" We would give it out if you told us why and what you are emailing to GG. Matter of fact, we will email it for you. Then she replies and we send it back to you.
If you take Strawberry's and Gingersnaps' idea of making an official site for yourself (Hint, hint if you are a webmaster and trying to do this) Advice: You best not! You didn't read our story of a revolution?
If you are playing like a pro wrestler or valet on the internet, please, don't! Once again, Gingersnaps got hurt when she found out this certain person wasn't the real GG. Advice: You can have a Superstar's name for your email addy, but please don't tell her you are the real deal.
If you are really buggin' by this little advice column... Kane has two words for you: Suuuucccccckkkkkk Itttt!
Well, thanks for reading this and if you are offended in anyway...Sorry for ya' snoopies, and if you aren't you are too cool!