-Finally, a legitimate award! And Backstreet won nothing! That's what you get when you try to be "adult contemporary" when you're really "pop". HA!

-Nice clothes, except Justin. Who the hell told him to wear that? Lance? Was he trying to fulfill his dream of being in NASA? It was hideous.

-J.C, the humping people has got to stop. You do this all the time baby. No means no, okay? Also, who are you thanking again? It sounds like "dit, dom, dave,". I can't speak your language.

-Yeah for Justin for thanking Jesus!

-Did you see the look on Chris's face when they won? Better yet, did you see the look on Third Eye Blind's face?

-Good job boys! You deserved it.