The Concert that started it all...
I saw this baby ONE TIME, and immediately fell for the group. I thought they were the coolest thing. Now that I know who they are, I look back at the concert and can pick out every, little, idiosychrocy there. It's a talent.
-Now, the constumes. I gotta hand it to them, the costumes are very creative. And if they were worn by anyone but *NSync, I would absolutely hate them. For one, Justin's pants were huge. However, I think the jacket he was wearing totally makes up for it. I loved it. In fact, for the past 6 months I have been on a quest to find one like it. It looks like Adidas, but I've been to every sporting goods store in the Ohio Valley and no one has it. I think there's a conspiracy at hand...
-J.C's outfit was, well, to say the least, big. The vest has gots to go. As much as it is cutting edge, It served no purpuse than to make him look a little beefier than he really is. The pants? The whole group could fit into them at once. Including Joey. And why did he and Justin have, like, 8 shirts on? This is Orlando, Florida, in the middle of July for crying out loud! Did they not think of the consequences?
-Joey's ensemble was very, um, shiny. The purple pants had a very "Joey-esque" look to them, and the shirt didn't stay buttoned for 5 minutes. Way to go, Joe!
-Chris, Chris, Chris...Okay baby, we got it, your crazy. Stick to the Fubu honey! The Camoralls were one thing, but to wear them with the bright orange shirt made me nauscious. Joan Rivers woulda had a heart attack.
-Lance. Hey, is he wearing pants? I couldn't tell they were so tight. It looks like he enjoys wearing jeans 3 sizes too small, otherwise known as nut-crunchers. And the checkered shirt? He only wore 5 the entire show. Please don't tell me they picked these outfits themselves.
-Justin: Why don't you show us a pelvic-thrust or two, or 5 or 97? The entire concert was "pelvic-thrust, pelvic-thrust, body roll, body roll..." we get it. Your hot.
-Did ya'll notice Chris message upage during "Crazy for You"? He begins to do another little "train pump" with his arm to the beat, but it's at the wrong time and gracefully tries to cover it up by scratching his neck. Don't worry Christopher, no one noticed
-Okay Lance, you're a cowboy. You're from Mississippi, you horseback ride, and you might as well quit *NSync and join a rodeo because NO ONE CARES. Did he pick the setting himself? Sittin' on the back of a pick-up truck with a horse butt behind him? "But that's what we used to do in 'ol Miss..." And could he have sounded more dumb? "He was all wild and stuff..." But that's 'cause you're from Mississippi, right?
-"Justin...likes to do every, little, thing..." Lance didn't sound to thrilled when talking about Justin.
-Giddy Up: Why is it that they cut out the best dance of the concert for Joey humping a jet ski and Lance riding a horse? Were the moves too provocative for Disney? Or did they just have no idea where to put Lance and Joey's little speeches?
-Joey and the Jet Ski: What the hell is this? Could you understand him...at all? He just babbles! The first 30 times I watched this, I fast fowarded and shook my head in disbelief.
-How convenient Justin's schpiel is during "GMHSALMTOY". And he designed a rollercoaster? Can't wait to ride that one. Loved Chris's line at the end "He designed that thing? I'm gonna hit'em in his head." Genius, Chris.
-J.C., do you do nothing else but sit in a recording studio? I love the way you're passionate about music and all, but you're "little jazz versions" need a "little boot" outta here. At least don't sing'em on t.v, twice. And is there air conditioning at TransCon? He looked like he was very hot, with the sweat collecting in puddles on the floor and all. Oh, and is that motor oil in his hair?
-Chris's was the only bio I didn't mind. He likes to play football. Yep, that's Chris.
-One moment I did like was Joey's little "Tour of the Tour Bus" thing. Aside from him sounded like a complete idiot, it was cute. Ha Ha! Poor JuJu had to sit on de floor 'cuz them big bodyguards get da couches. HA! I wonder how much trouble Joey got in for waking up Lance "Joey, Don't you EVER do that again, you hear?" But hey, that's 'cause he's from Mississippi.
-Jungle Boogie? Get down wit your bad selves...
-Ahh, Joshua comes out. Did ya'll catch his little flying magic move he pulled after scoring the basket? Ha ha, he he, heh,::cough::cough::.
-Chris with the golf club--"I sliced it!". This kid's got a future.
-J.C's part during "A Little More Time On You". Sheer magnificense. "...surpasses them all..." almost made me cry it was so beautiful. He is sooo good.
-Joey and Justin hittin' butts during "You Got It". Laughed for a week boys, keep'em comin'.
-Once again, J.C: What did he do with his ray-bans? Did he drop them? They prolly slid down his slimy, sweaty nose. But it's a beautiful nose, right?
-Joey and his background vocals. That's what he does, right? He's a background singer. But the "You Got To, Giddy Giddy Up..." was good, as was the "oh ah yeah oh, I want you back babay...". He is good for sum'n sum'n.
-Liked "Girl were you alone". Nice flashing, Justin. Why don't they call 'em "Justinsync". Because that's what it is.
