-Take him out back of the venue and beat him senseless.

-Tell him you can only play the game two on two, so he can wait until next round. --hint-- Never play a new round.

-Ask him to run into the UDF and get the slushees, then leave him in the dust of the tour bus.

-Tell him Lou wants to see him for a "special" visit

-Tell him Topanga moved to Japan.

-Play sports and other games involving movement and coordination constintly.

-Recruit Kevin from the Backstreet Boys to sing bass. The "N" fits.