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You Might Be An Engineering Major If...
- You have no life and can prove it mathematically.
- You know vector calculus, but can't remember how to do long division.
- You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
- You have actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
- It is sunny and warm out, and you are inside working in a computer lab.
- You think in math.
- You have actualy calculated that the World Series diverges.
- You can transliate English into Binary.
- You consider any non-science class "easy."
- You understand mre than five of these indicators.
TOP TEN REASONS
why I am an Engineering Student:
- 10. You can't put food on the table with a degree in chemistry.
- 9. I like Friday classes.
- 8. I didn't want a social life.
- 7. Fabulous Babes (both of them).
- 6. It's the best 6 years of my life.
- 5. It's a good start for business school.
- 4. Multivariable Integral Calculus is fun.
- 3. I like having a calculator as part of my wardrobe.
- 2. The Technology fee was only $150.00
- 1. I thought I got to drive a train!
New State Mottos
- Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
- Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
- Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
- Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
- California: As Seen on TV
- Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
- Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
- Delaware: Please Call Before Visiting So We Can Make Room
- Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
- Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
- Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)
- Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
- Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
- Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
- Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
- Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
- Maine: Cheap Lobster
- Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
- Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
- Michigan: First Line of Defense against the Canadians
- Minnesota: For Sale
- Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
- Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
- Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
- Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
- Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
- New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us
- New Jersey: You Want a Motto? I Got Yer stinkin’ Motto Right Here!
- New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
- New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
Attorney...
- North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
- North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
- Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
- Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
- Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
- Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
- Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
- South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
- South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
- Tennessee: The Educashun State
- Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
- Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
- Vermont: Yep
- Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
- Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
- West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
- Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
- Wyoming: Wynot?
Emergency Phone Numbers
When in sorrow, call John 14
When men fail you, call Psalm 27
If you want to be fruitful, call John 15
When you have sinned, call Psalm 51
When you worry, call Matthew 6:19-34
When you are in danger, call Psalm 91
When God seems far away, call Psalm 139
When your faith needs stirring, call Hebrews 11
When you are lonely and fearful, call Psalm 23
When you grow bitter and critical, call 1st Corinthians 13
For Paul's secret to happiness, call Colosians 3:12-17
For idea of Christianity, call 1st Corinthians 5:15-19
When you feel down and out, call Romans 8:31
When you want peace and rest, call Matthew 11:25-30
When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90
When you want Christian assurance, call Romans 8: 1-30
When you leave home for labor or travel, call Psalm 121
When your prayers grow narrow or selfish, call Psalm 67
For a great invention/opportunity, call Isaiah 55
When you want courage for a task, call Joshua 1
How to get along with fellow men, call Romans 12
When you think of investments/returns, call Mark 10
If you are depressed, call Psalm 27
If your pocketbook is empty, call Psalm 37
If you are losing confidence in people, call 1 Corinthians 13
If people seem unkind, call John 15
If discouraged about your work, call Psalm 126
If you find the world growing small and yourself great, call Psalm 19
Reason, Season, or a Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on. When people come into your life for a SEASON, it is because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They may bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season. LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (anyway); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.