ADVICE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE

(You know, things little people should know.)

Hi, we're brothers and we just have a few little things we have learned about life that we would like to share with you. We figure if ya do this stuff, ya won't get into any trouble. Well at least not as much trouble, ok?

First of all, if ya have a little brother, always share your horse with him. 'cause if you don't share, he's gonna start crying and then mommy will come outside and you will get in lots of trouble. and for goodness sakes, don't argue with mommy! Boy, that REALLY GETS HER MAD!

If ya like to play cowboys, ALWAYS use a toy gun! Those real ones will kill ya! My mommy and daddy keep their real guns all locked up and they said those guns are not to play with and my mommy and daddy know just everything!

If ya have a pet... like a dog. Well, ya gotta always love them and hug them and pet them and share your food and water with them. 'Cause they think you're their mommy and daddy, ya know? And besides, they can't get to the bowls for cereal.

If you're gonna play Army, you just gotta share your canteen, 'cause if you were really in the army you would have to. I saw that on TV. The big guy, he makes you share and if you don't, you get in really bad trouble and HE YELLS AND YOU have to peel lots of potatoes.

If it's cold and you're going outside to play, always put your coat on like your mommy says...even if it does make it hard to move your arms and head.

This is real important to remember. If you're gonna be driving, ya gotta stay in your own yard! And, ya just can't drink and drive. I tried that once and spilled my Koolade all over my brand new shirt. Boy, was my mommy ever mad!

Just this one last thing ya really need to know. When your mommy and daddy tell you to go to sleep, you just better mind them! Sometimes YOU CAN just pretend to be asleep. Giggle, Giggle

And.....don't forget your Teddy Bear.

P.S. We don't know how to write yet, so we had to have mommy help us write this all down, but we can color, so we made the pretty paper for her to write it on. She had to write this, too. My brother and I hope that these things we told you will help you a lot. My brother helped me, but you know he is little and couldn't help a lot. He says, "YES I DID!"

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