Q. Where do you find elephants?
A. It depends on where you lost them.
Q. Why do elephants wear blue tennis shoes?
A. Because the white ones get dirty too fast.
Q. Why do elephants live in herds?
A. To get a wholesale reduction on the blue tennis shoes.
Q. Why do elephants float on their backs?
A. So they don't get their tennis shoes wet.
Q. How many elephants can you fit in a taxi?
A. Four. (One next to the driver and 3 in back)
Q. How many giraffes can you fit in a taxi?
A. None, it's full of elephants.
Q. What do you get if you cross and elephant and a rhino?
A. Elefino
Q. What sport do elephants play in a taxi?
A. Squash.
Q. How do you know when an elephant is visiting your house?
A. There's a taxi outside with three elephants in it.
Q. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?
A. Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q. How do you put a giraffe into refrigerator?
A. Open door, get elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q. How can you tell when there's been an elephant in your refrigerator?
A. Footprints in the butter.
Q. How can you tell when there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A. Blue tennis shoes are left outside.
Q. How can you tell when there are two elephants in you refrigerator?
A. It's rather hard to close the door.
Q. How can you tell when there've been four elephants in your refrigerator?
A. There's a taxi waiting outside.
Q. Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A. Fridge is not large enough to hold them all.
Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir.
Q. What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A. Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Q. Why do elephants drink so much?
A. To try to forget.
Q. What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A. An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Q. Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?
A. So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
Q. How do you know if you pass an elephant?
A. You can't get the toilet seat down.
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