DAZZLIN' DEREK'S JOKEPAGE

Message From Dazzlin' Derek:
Folks, I really didn't want to post these jokes but I've had these emailed to me so many times and I must keep up with the times. If you think it is mean to post these it is not too late to hit the back button. Sorry once again and my sympathy goes out to the Kennedy family
Dazzlin' Derek

Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.

Q. What will they name the JFK Jr. movie?
A. Three funerals and a wedding.

Q. What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?
A. Ocean Spray.

Q. How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?
A. He took a crash course.

Q. How are the Kennedy's like oil?
A. They don't mix well with water.

Q. What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?
A. One more mishap!

Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for Martha's Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

Q. Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
A. Their motto is "Your luggage will arrive before you do!"

Q. Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

Q. What is the difference between JFK, Jr. and Ted Kennedy?
A. Ted could swim.

And Finally...
Q. Why aren't there more JFK jr. jokes out there?
A. They just haven't surfaced yet!