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Pleasant Greetings


i have entered this page in joint collaboration with the ohzone. let me introduce myself...
i fashion myself somewhat of a prodigal son. i know everything. honestly, i do.
now, you may be saying "pshaw, let me point my little mouse arrow elsewhere and click my little mouse arrow button and take myself and my little mouse arrow to another site.
well, you are free to do that, but just be aware that if you DO do that, you will forever be cursed with anus-stench.
my hopes are simple. you may even be inclined to call it a "game" or a "contest." that is fine, you may go ahead and do so. just know that if you do, you will be forever cursed with anus-stench.
now, the idea is simple. so simple in fact, that i used to play this contest with retarded mutes.
here it is: all you have to do is e-mail me a question that you have the answer to, that you think i cannot answer. if you can succsexfully stump me, i will provide you with great prizes, including a free titty-rubbing. just kidding!! i will only gently fondle. so, here we go! simply find a question that you think i don't know the answer to, and leave an e-mail address where we can get in touch with you.

bradpitt@coolmail.net