Norwalk, CA
A man and a woman were held hostage today, in what is being called a bizarre turn of events at a parole hearing in Norwalk Municipal Court. Parolee C. Oh was just about to come to the end of his hearing when he allegedly grabbed a pencil and yelled"...I'm going to stab my lawyer in the area between his balls and anus if you don't back off..."
The situation quickly escalated when C. Oh subsequently grabbed a woman sitting in the courthouse and immediately started shouting demands.
"I want a car, a chopper waiting for me at L.A.X., fifty-thousand dollars--all in quarters--and a map of Mexico. Failure to comply will result in me sticking this dull, number 2 pencil in the area between this man's anus and balls, then pulling it out and shoving it into this woman's vagina. Also, I want a reporter to jot down everything I'm saying, verbatim, and post it on my website, located at h-t-t-p-slash-slash-w-w-w-dot-angelfire-dot-com-slash-ohtwo-slash-dilettante-slash-index-dot-h-t-m-l. I'm not sure if that was right, but get back to me if it's not."
Police responded with the arrival of hostage negotiator Kevin Spacy who immediately assessed the situation.
"The guy was clearly on drugs. His eyes looked like he was stoned, but his hands were trembling like he was on coke," Spacy said. "Coke goes pretty good with marijuana."
After twenty minutes of negotiation, Spacy managed to convince Oh to release one hostage for the arrival of the $50,000.
"Is it all in quarters?" Oh stated.
"Yes." Spacy responded.
"Rolled or loose?"
"Give me a fucking break! What are you, playing games here??!"
"What was that? I didn't understand you there, did you say rolled or loose?"
At that point Spacy allegedly picked up a stapler and threw it at Oh.
Upon being struck in the groin by the stapler, Oh was momentarily dazed and bailiff Richard Jones managed to rush forward and rescue the woman from Oh.
"Whatta ya doing!!," Oh shouted. "what the fuck, man, do you have a yearning to see me stick this pencil in the area between this man's anus and balls?? Do you?"
"At this point--YES!" Spacy responded. "Do it!"
"Are you calling my bluff?"
"Yes, you fucking retard!"
"I forgot--did you say rolled or loose?"
"AAHHH!!!" At this point Spacy and four armed guards rushed atop Oh, beat him with batons and a stapler, and then stuck the pencil in his area between his anus and his balls. Oh was then released after the arresting officer forgot to read him his rights.
