Hi. My Name is Chuck.
hi.
my name is chuck.
i'm the hombre who maintains this site.
of course when i say
'maintain,' i mean periodically dragging myself away
from hardcore-pornographic sites and pathetically
managing to add something here and there in hopes that
it will serve as some sort of therapy for my degenerating
soul.
but anyway...
i was "surfing the net"(as you might call it),
and i started to spy on other homepages to see just where
mine might stand in terms of aesthetic allure.
i noticed that some
pages had flowery designs(mostly girls' pages), some had
interesting background images(mostly guys'), and some
had pictures of large-breasted blonde women performing
lurid acts of bestiality.
i "surfed" on back to my own page, took a look around
and said to myself, "chuck,
you should go back and look at that bestiality page some
more."
Butt...
one thing that did attract my attention though, was that
on many of the other homepages there were pictures of
the people who maintained them. now that's not really
anything intriguing, but what did amuse me was that a lot
of them had a comment on the page stating something to
the effect of..."I don't care if you think I'm ugly. Here
are my pictures."
i don't have a point, i just thought it would be
funny to laugh at other people's insecurities.
another thing i'd like to address is the e-mail responses
i've gotten over the brief period of time my page has
existed.
it pretty much breaks down like this:
- 50% - "Hi, my name's _____. I saw you signed my guestbook
so I thought I'd visit your page. It seems pretty cool but
you should really add some graphics. Bye!"
- 13% - "You are stupid and sick and fucking stupid!
Your page is even stupider than your dumb ass and you are one dumb ass who
I would love to kick in the face. I can't believe you are my son."
- 11% - "huLLo tHeRrRr!! mAh nAmE iSzZ _____ aNd iM
14 yEaRz oLd! i SaW tHaT yOo sIgNeD mAh g-BoOkIe AnD
I jEsT wAnTeD tO sAy tHaNkS!! nExT tImE, pLeEzE dOnT
wRiTe sOoO dArN mUcH!! yOo pReTTy mUcH rUiNeD mAh g-bOOkiE!! OuTzz"
- 8% - "You think you're so cool, don't you? You think
you can write whatever the hell you want and get away with
it by hiding behind the computer, don't you? Well, guess what motherfucker,
I AM gonna get you. That's right, I'm actually going to murder you.
I'm gonna contact Angelfire and somehow get bits and pieces of information
about you, then piece it all together and hunt you down
like a greasy pig. You're a dead man, Charles, a D-E-A-D M-A-N."
- 6% - (Pictures)
- 3% - (Indecipherable ramblings)
- 1% - "Hey, your site made me laugh so hard...It's fucking great...
I'm still going to murder you."
to all of these people, i'd like to send out all my
deepest thanks. i can't tell you how much joy it brings
me to know that so many people have mustered such an intense
abhorrence for me. i hope we can continue our
passion, and hopefully i might be able to meet some of
you face-to-face someday.....in an alley......at night.....when
you least expect it
donotclick
