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Name: Stewart Markonius III
Sex: M
Age: 28
Occupation: Telemarketer
Religion: Not Important
Seeks: SWF, age 14-35, Non-smoker, occasional drinker.
Personal Statement:
Greetings, fair-weathered maidens. My name is Stewart and I search through this vast galaxy known as the internet for a companion to share my lonely Sunday nights. Also my Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Not my Saturdays, mind you, for those have been honorably sequestered for my weekly Star Wars Role Playing Companions. Perhaps one day you can be Princess Leia[-me] to my Han[d] Solo. Haha! I'm sorry, excuse my cutting edge humor. My interest include watching movies (those entitled "Star Wars"), listening to great music(Star Wars Soundtracks), playing with my cats, Jaba and Boba Fett, and going to the beach. Of course when i say "beach," I mean the local comic book store that sells Star Wars comics. Write me! I eagerly await to type back, one-handed.
Name: Gregory Munse
Sex: M
Age: 44
Occupation: Adult-Video Store Clerk
Religion: Satanist
Seeks: Single Female, any age, shape, size, and skin contour.
Personal Statement
Hello. You don't like me because I am a Satanist. Either that or you think that I am joking. Well, I am not. But do not be alarmed, I am not one of those nutty-pacifist Satan worshippers. No, indeed. I am a full-fledged, Pentagram-wearing, mantra-chanting, drug-using, animal-sacrificing practitioner of all that is dark and unholy. I also happen to be very old-fashioned when it comes to dating. I believe the man should be the man, and the woman should be the corpse. Write me.
Name: Estelle Ebersol
Sex: F
Age: 54
Occupation: Customer Service Accomodations Representative (Prostitute)
Religion: Athiest
Seeks: Single or Married Man or Men. Maybe even boys and girls.
Personal Statement:
Hey there, good-lookin'. Whatcha got cookin'? Me? Well, I'm boiling up a big ol' pot of p***y with a side of two flaming hot t**s. I'll serve it up hot or cold, baby, and let you wash it down with some golden, yellow p**s. Do you have the stomach for such a hot dish? Only one way to find out, sexy. Drop me a line, and I'll start heatin' up a nice warm slice of v****a meat for you to nibble on. Checks and Money Orders accepted.
Name: Gilma Santangelo
Age: 3ww2
Occupation: Hoousewi fe
Religion: fucking Godd
Seeks: A man who cann fuckin do thhe jjob!
Personal Statement:
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