 "Does anyone have any gum?" | This is a story that we've been working on for a long time. Burt Reynolds, and his movies are a form of government mind control. It has been brought to our attention that Burt Reynolds can be seen with gum in almost every scene he's ever been in. Like the cud chewing of Hindu cows this constant mastication is ment to put you in a relaxed hypnotic state. This allows the man to fill your mind with disinformation through subliminal messages in his films. Through meditation and the aid of 3-D glasses and the pause button on our VCR we were able to uncover some of these subliminal messages. In Boogie Nights, during the Rollergirl full frontal nudity scene, which we reviewed thoroughly, pausing and rewinding, and pausing and rewinding,...ect..ect..., Burt can be seen chewing and the message "President Clinton is not violating his intern right now" can be seen for a split second. When in all actuallity they were probably both enjoying a cigar at that moment. Beware the Burt. |
