The cool ranch conspiracy
Are cool ranch doritos an aphrodisiac? Since the introduction of the tasty snack by Jay Leno and the people at Frito Lay teen pregnancy has been on a steady rise. Notice the subliminal message in the manufacturer's name, Frito LAY (as in "get laid", or "hey guys I'm going to go drug my girlfriend with some snack food and get laid"). Samples from a bag taken in early 1997 seemed to contain traces of pheromones. Could this be a conspiracy by Doritos and Frito lay, and possibly even "the man" to increase global population in an effort to sell more chips? Or did Dan just not wash his hands?
had enough of these shenanigans
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