Pondering Thoughts
All right so I've been thinking of what bothers me because I can only make a good point when I bitch about something. So the thing that bothers me right now besides too much back-stabbing going on is the overuse of "ph". "Ph" is way to overly used. It's phucking stupid. Allow me to demonstrate. People think that "ph" is a cute way to replace the letter "F" like using the letter "F" is some phucking sin. I think it's all just phucking stupid. The day that I see Sesame Street say that today's show was brought to you by the letters "Ph" I'm going to go phucking postal and kill all the trendy "Phish" phippies just for the phun of it all. Now you're probably wondering "What the fuck is a phippie or in correct spelling Fippie. Well a Fippie my friends is someone like (well for those of you that know the ruthless, evil bitch) Vanessa Davis. A Fippie is a, you guessed it, "fake hippie". They bend their whole lives around a lifestyle that truthfully has no point in existing anymore. GET THE FUCK OVER IT! THERE IS NO FUCKING POINT TO KEEPING THE SIXTIES ALIVE! Why? Because what are you fighting for? Peace? Are you protesting the same war that ended decades ago? WHY? You know how many old people you are pissing off by doing this? GET WITH YOUR OWN GENERATION YOU FUCKING POSERS! And don't think that the old time hippies are actually cool with you cloning what they did. Just because their so burnt they've forgotten that reality exists doesn't mean they don't give a shit about people copying them. FOR FUCK'S SAKE! BE ORGINAL! Listen to your own music! The lyrics written back then had meaning...BACK THEN. They don't now. And do not...DO NOT...try to sell me the same bullshit everyone else has tried selling me: "But hey, man, it's legendary rock and roll." Good it's legendary. Keep it that way. Honor if you want but don't act like it means something now. They tried to get peace in the sixties, it failed. After that was a decade of bright lights, heavy drugs and partying that stood for nothing except for fun. Than came that great decade of Rock, that's right folks, the eighties. The decade where rock and roll was good (editors note, meaning todd sticking his nose into other's peoples columns: I guess that would have to depend on yer definition of good...I really wouldn't give the 80's that much credit...continue bitching, jason my boy.) and not some drugged up fuckhead who played the same four chord guitar solo for a whole 7 minutes just so some stoner could go: "WOW! Man, this shit is totally cool and happy and I love you all, man." But guess what kids? We have just now past the "rebirth" of the whole bullshit attempt at peace. And guess what? You tried again. Did it work this time? NO! FUCK NO! As long as man can think for himself, violence will continue and it will never go away no matter what you try to do. And hippies nowadays should just give up. Put on some bright, shiny clothes, grab a pair of glow sticks, and get used to dancing to techno music with heavy beats. Cause the 70's is somewhat coming back but in a different form. Brighter clothes, weirder lights, and louder music make up the new form of Disco that we all know and love as Raves. And now back to the subject I started with. To all of you fippies out there: QUIT THE STUPID SHIT! Quit using "ph". I don't see many Korn fans replaking their "c's" with "k's", do you? Kould you imagine how korny that would fukking look? And another thing...just stop it all together. Be yourself, not your parents. That's the way I see things.