We'll save the nudity questions till later, give the people a reason to keep reading, is that ok?
No, I want to describe my nudity to everyone out there. But since you insist, we'll save it for later. Gotta keep 'em in suspense I suppose.

Ok, well lets get started...I guess we'll start with your history Ms. Mary Anarchy. How did you begin? and we want juicy details.
Begin? Begin punk rawk? Well I guess it all started back in 1995 or so with the coming of Green Day. I saw them play with the Riverdales and I thought it was great. Oh yeah, and the illustrious Brian Moore introduced me to Screeching Weasel in 1995, he played me "How to Make Enemies and Irritate People" and I was hooked. Wait, I think I liked offspring before that, if they are still considered "punk rawk" anyway. Actually, I think my punk rawk lifestyle began with hearing the song "humpty dance". That guy is the epitome of punk rawk. I bet he gets lots of ass.

Have you been Mary Anarchy all your life?
No, I was dubbed Mary Anarchy in 1997 by some guy named Beau Basement. We have a type of hate-hate relationship. I do believe he made up that name to mock my punk rawk. I think he believes that girls shouldn't be involved in punk, or that they aren't tough enough to be punk rawkers. Anyway, I liked the name despite its cruel intentions, and it just stuck with me to this day.

That's very interesting.
Not as interesting as what we did last night!

You don't say.
What? You don't remember?

NO!
Yeah, I snuck into your room and did it to you all night long.

UH UH! YOU DIDNT!
Oh shit, that must have been your brother...or your father.

::snicker:: Girl, you so crazy! So anyways, do you have any pets?
Yeah, I have a dog named wolf and a cat named saucy and a chicken. Wait a second, my cat just got put to sleep last week because it was basically walking around dead. Thanks for bringing that up, by the way. heh

You ever had sexual relations with an animal or had dreams about it?
NO

c'mon, you dont have to lie, it's the internet, no one knows you...
I am the internet queen everyone knows me.

Bullshit.
Okay I am lying. Crucify me. Beastiality is a way of life for me.

Tell me something embarrassing about you.
Once I pissed on an elevator. Like a year ago I was having sex with my boyfriend at the time, and my mother and my 6 year old sister walked down and caught me in the act. Umm once I got so drunk I seduced a cardboard cutout of Elvira and danced around provocatively with her for about half an hour. This was in front of about 100 people. It's stuff like that that makes me glad I quit drinking.

Now tell me something embarrassing about a friend of yours.
Brenna - Hmm last night she came home and pissed in a trash can. Once, she was coming home from a party and she tried to sleep in an abandoned van on the side of the road. When it was locked, she found a couch to take a nap on. She also pukes all over her bed. I love her though

Does it make you feel like a bigger cooler person to go around telling peoples > embarrassing stories? geez...........
Yes, actually. I boost my sagging self-esteem by letting other people's personal lives be broadcast all over the web.

Well, i think we've had enough idle chit-chat. Onward to the juicy stuff. Rumor has it that > yer gonna be gettin naked or something?
Yeah, let's hear it for nudity!

For Screeching Weasel's Picture disc coming out with the probe...how did you hook up with that?
Well, it's all about "favors". Just kidding. Ben put an ad out looking for some chick to pose nude for his new record. I answered. I also spelled that wrong I think. Anyway, I sent him some pictures and a video of me running around and I guess he liked it so he picked me to be on it. What an honor.

Have you done the shots yet?
Yeah I got them done about a month ago.

So did you do any like, lewd photos. Any of hustler quality, or was it all like, "art".
Oh, we're talking hardcore porn slut shit. Nah. Bascially I'm just sitting on a couch naked. Nothing exciting. Naked people should never be passed off as art..it's all about the horny artists who don't get any.

Any hope of me getting the shots they didn't use for the disc?
If the price is right, my friend. Let's talk business.

didn't think so...dammit.
You think I'm joking?! :)

Does your mother know about you posing nude for a punk band?
Actually, the pictures are of my mother. Okay, I'm lying. She doesn't know she just thinks that I have some mysterious connection with Screeching Weasel now.

Does your sister?
Yeah, I think she is obscenely jealous of me now. I've seen pages and pages of "revenge plots" in her underwear drawer. I better watch my back.

Your brother?
I don't have any brothers. 4 Sisters.

Your.....kindergarten teacher?
Yes, she is the one that took the pictures of me. HAHA My friend Matt took the pictures of me, he is a photographer.

your...well...im out of people. Who DOES know, and what were their reactions?
My friends/enemies here in Harrisburg know, it is said that they are going to make a t-shirt out of it. I think they are proud of me in a way. My boyfriend knows about it, but I think he is secretly pissed off. My friends at school think i am stupid. The people on the SW message board seem to think that I think I am cool for "flashing my muff on a record". I dont' really think that, it's all in good punk rawk fun. Anymore posing nude in the future or is this a one time thing? Well, hopefully this will launch my porn star career. My name shall be Sunny Delight. haha

Ever had deja vu?
All the time...I am a psychic

Ever had deja vu?
holy crap! I'm having it right now. Help me lest i cast myself off of the water tower.

(laughs) Well, Mary Anarchy the Nude, i am now officially out of questions. Do you have any shout outs, or words of wisdom you would like to give all the young girls who hope to one day pose nude for the probe?
To my punk rawk friends: I'm famous and you're not. heehee To all girls who aspire to pose naked for probe: You will get nowhere without DD implants and the will to do "favors" Autographs will be $5 each. haha To SW (Ben mostly I guess): Thanks for picking me I feel great.

Well, it was great talking to you mary, see ya later!
Yes, nice talking to you. It's been fun. Rock! Buy my hay bales....SUCKERS! (precious roy innuendo...)