LOG ON:
Making a woodstove hot
LOG OFF:
Too much wood on fire
MONITOR:
Keepin' an eye on the woodstove
DOWNLOAD:
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGAHERTZ:
When yer not kerrful gitten the farwood
FLOPPY DISK:
Whatcha git from tryin' to tote too much farwood
RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE:
Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
SCREEN:
Whut to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE:
Whut dem dang flys do
CHIP:
Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:
Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM:
Whatcha do to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX:
Ol' Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic farks and knives
MOUSE:
What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD:
Thet's hippie talk fer whar the mouse lives
MAINFRAME:
Holds up the barn roof
PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine
ENTER:
Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in Y'all"
CLICK:
Whut y'hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel
REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when y'have to go to the outhouse
