The Bunny Files
* Things I am Proud Of *
chewing through expensive computer equipment - it is really funny to see my mommy try to sign online and be told she has no dial tone! Then she runs around like a lunatic trying to figure out the problem! TeeHeeeee! But now she has put some black tubbing stuff around the wires so I wont chew them. *ppphh!*
Chewing up all of the carpet along the borders of the walls, under the bed is the best because my mommy can't get to me there!
Chewing the base boards along the floor.
Banging my hard toys against the wall of my mommys room at 5am so my mommy will play with me.
Pulling all the magazines, books, and picture frames off the bottom shelf and chewing them up.
Pooping around my litterbox-but not IN IT
Digging in the littlerbox and throwing all the litter all over the floor.
trying to burrow in the couch-by digging through the cushions.
Chewing the buttons off the TV remote control.
Chewing the buttons off the Nintendo controlers.
Chewing the phone cords in half. I now know how to take the wire wrap off! teehee!! That stuff's supposed to stop us bunnies from chewing the wires, but not ME!
Chewing the cord in half to mommys Nintendo.
Chewing BIG holes in my mommys brand new $85.00 bed spread and sheets.
Chewing up expensive name brand clothes that mommy has only wore once.
* My Dossier *
My Hero: Bugs Bunny (he's achieved so much)
Fav. Website: The Hoppin' Rabbit Page(thats my mommy's page. I just used that so I could get some extra treats!)
Biggest Fear: Being kissed to death!
Worst Experience: Going to the vet.
Talent: the ability to take flying leaps.
I have Always Wondered: Why my mommy and her frinds call themselves "The Human Race" do they think someone is gonna win?
Secret Dream: to be the world's first female bunny president.
