Have you ever wondered that maybe you drink too much coffee? Well, here's an interesting item we found on the Internet that might help you decide:
You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You answer the door before people'knock.
- You ski uphill.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
- You can take a picture of yourself from 10 ft away without using the timer.
- You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse, and you don't even
work there.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."
- You can type 60 words per minute... with your feet.
- Cocaine is a downer.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
- People can test their batteries in your ears.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- When someone says, "How are you?" you say, "Good to the last drop."
- You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee
can.
- You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
- You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
- You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
- Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't tan, you roast.
- You don't get mad, you get steamed.
- You can't even remember your second cup.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
- Your coffee mug is insured.
- You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
- Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an IV hookup.
- You've melted away your fillings.
- Your face is on a Colombian postage stamp.
- You can play Ping-Pong without a partner.
- Your blood type is almond espresso.
- You made provisions in your will for your coffee supply.
- You use coffee flavored mouthwash.
- You constantly speak like an auctioneer.
- You have coffee stains on your fingers.
- You had to remove your car stereo to make room for your CUP holder.
- You carry a spare mug in your trunk.
- Without you, the U.S. would not be the world's leading coffee consumer.
- When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more,
I'll have a cup."
- Your eyes are brown ... even the white parts
- You begin to think that De-Caf means without milk.
