PHILO's
1999
"Not
My Job"
AWARD
Moved here from Philo's Art Gallery 050599
JUST TOO GOOD TO LEAVE OUT !!!
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why
So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in
The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I
The boss said, "That's intelligence!"
The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he
are we down in this hole digging s ditch when our boss is standing up there
in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."
the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss
said. "What do you mean, ‘intelligence'?"
want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger
took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his
hand and the ditch digger hit the tree.
say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's
intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face
and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."
A blonde who has never ridden before and has never had
She mounts the horse unassisted and immediately the horse
The horse gallops on oblivious to its rider's plight.
Finally, she decides to throw herself free.
Unfortunately, her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as the horse
lessons decides that she is going to go horseback riding.
starts to gallop at a nice steady pace. The blonde, however,
is bouncing from side-to-side. She tries to grab the horses
mane, but she can't get a secure hold. Then she leans forward
and throws her arms around the horse's neck. All to no avail.
The blonde starts to slip from the saddle and is
holding on to the side of the horse.
gallops on, her head is banging up and down on the ground. Just as
she's about to lose consciousness, her quarter runs out.
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