The following design has been approved by:
O.S.H.A., the V.A., the Department of Defense
& your local area Chamber of Commerce
and meets QS9000 and all DoD requirements
 

DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF WHERE YOU WORK ?
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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding
a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette,
"Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette
jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away and the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a ripe tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank
the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like
a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

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