Justin

1.Your curling iron would be on 24/7 and you don't want the kid to be burned.

2. Most likely there will be gallons of bleach everywhere and you know how kids are

3. You would have to keep the kids away from Justin because it may be cute for a while, but I don't even want to hear a 2 year old talk in ebonics.

4. Do you really want to live in a baby blue house.. with a baby blue rug.. baby blue furniture.. you get the drift!

5. Do you know how much therapy costs???

6. Oh yeah.. I can see it now..
Stranger to your son: "What's YOUR name little boy?
You and Justin's son: "You know mah name bitch!"

7. The jewelry he buys for your children will be so heavy it will cause them future back problems.

8. He refuses to let you wear makeup because *gasp* you might look better than him!

9. You can only watch the movie "Boyz In The Hood" so many times before you get really sick of it

10. The Benz billboard on the side of your house.

1. Say JC decides to hide his "white pixie stix dust" in the ventilation, and the bag rips or something. White pixy stix dust everywhere, and if you have kids they'll probably think it's snow and all kids want to taste the first snow flake.....

2. After a while JC's "friends" will be at your house more than JC and a women has needs

3. When people don't brush, common sense says they have bad breath.. do you really want to kiss Mr. 24 Hour Morning Breath?

4. If you do have kids what will they be like? JC has got to have some sort of disease and can anyone even grow up in that environment? It's just not healthy.

5. After a while you would probably catch JC's "cold".

6. What if you really like JC and he sobers up after Vegas?

7. You'd have to start everyday with:
"Yes baby, you DO have Thug Appeal.. honest."

8. That nose might be hereditary...

9. You might save money on food, but the hair gel expenses will drive you broke.

10. You will spend pointless hours listening to stories about:
"When I was on MMC..."

1 How long do you think this marriage will last? Seriously...

2. You will not be able to support your family with Joey already supporting 5 other families.

3. Don't you want to live a long life? I mean after his STD's kick in then what? Do you really need children?

4. What will you say when your kids (if you end up having any, not likely) get into Joey's porno?

5. Don't you think it will seem a little odd when Joey's "sisters" always stay over?

6. And what will the kids think when daddy's home only once a month.

7. Imagine the embarrassment when your kids have to tell their friends:
"Daddy had his name legally changed... to Superman"

8. Steven will sleep in your room, and video tape you every waking minute. Where's the privacy?

9. He's slept with 3.2 Million women, how can you compete with THAT?!?

10. No one wants to wear tube tops in winter..

1. You would not be able to have kids.

2. Say you adopt. And you explain to the kid about the Birds and the Bees what will you tell Lance? He'll want to know too!

3. If you have a boy then who would teach him how to uhmm... let's move on...not even gonna go there..

4. Say you have a girl and she goes into Girl Scouts then she goes to a father daughter dance. Most likely they'll have a fancy one like a ball. How will she feel showing up with her father in a long dress and evening gloves?

5. You know the saying "like father like son"? I shudder at that thought.

6. It might be cute at first, but it will get old really quick when everytime he goes away he calls you and says:
"Girl Are You Alone?"

7. Do you really want a kid named Toby?

8. Matching "I'm From Mississippi" T-Shirts.
Attractive? I think not.

9. His Adam's Apple can cause harm to the children when he is hugging them.

10. It may traumatize the kids that Daddy was "the unpopular one"

1. You would not be able to keep scissors in the house.

2. You'll have to have a mansion; Busta has his own room, Busta's puppies (he had to learn something while on the tour bus with the guys) have their own room, the game room, the music room, but you don't need bathrooms so that saves some space.

3. The kids will start to suspect something when Uncle Justin is over all the time.

4. Therapy is very expensive.

5. Kids need a dad.
I mean Chris is so old he'll probably be in a home before the kids turn 5.

6. When people call the house, they might get your voices confused.

7. Everyday when you come home, you will sit on a whoopee cushion

8. Your husband will be known by the neighborhood children as:
"That mean old man"

9. A girl can only handle so many stupid jokes. It will get obnoxious waking up to:
"Honey, wait'll you hear this one I heard yesterday"

10. Viagra is expensive.

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