Happy Birthday Shh-Zay!
JC's birthday is only a few days away, so the rest of NSYNC had to go shopping for a present! It all starts on a nice afternoon when they pull up to a store that has EVERYTHING you could imagine, so it will be a great place to shop.
Lance: WoW! This is the lovliest store, we will find alot of nice things in
here to give JC!
Joey: Lance, lovliest store? You're so gay... get a new vocabulary
Justin: Ah know, fo' reals homes, you gotsta be gettin some new words..
Joey: Like you have room to talk Mr. Homey G. Wannabe, you need a new one too!
Chris: Leave Justin alone, he is fine the way he is
Justin: Thanx dawg
Lance: Did you just put me down? I think I'm gonna cry now *He gets a sad
look
on his face*
Chris: Man Lance, shut up! We have to get shopping for JC..
Joey: I'm hungry.. can't we go eat first?
Justin: Dayum dawg, yo' ass just ate up in da car! You betta be glad we
wasn't ridin in mah Benz, I woulda kicked yo' ass if you ate up in mah ride,
cuz mah Benz is phat.
*They all look at Justin with a weird what the hell look*
Lance: Come on.. let's just go shop. Oooh ooh ooh! *He gets the biggest smile on his face and runs to the
make-up
department* Look at all this nice stuff!
Joey: Lance, not the make-up again! You're supposed to be shopping for
JC, not yourself!
Lance: I am shopping for JC you fat ass, he wears make up too
Chris: You are weird..he only wears it in photo shoots, not as a hobby!
Lance: I am not weird.. Oh wow! This is a nice blush and lipstick set, I'm
gonna
get it for him! Ooohh. it's from Mary Kay.. and it's in strawberry color, my
favorite!!!
Joey: Strawberries??? Where? Mmm I like strawberries! And the ladies do too! Can we please go eat??
All the other 4: NO!!!!
Chris: Ok, well Lance got him a gift, even though he knows he is gonna use
it
for himself...
Lance: I AM NOT!!! Don't make me get violent...
Chris: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! Don't hurt me.. let's go..
*They walk around and go to the household appliance department*
Chris: These are some neat gadgets
Justin: Whateva foo' dis be wacked out, why in da hell are we up in hea'?
Joey: WoW! I like this refrigerator, it's not too big or not too small, I am
gonna get it for him.
Lance: Joey, why in God's name would JC want a refrigerator? He never eats anyway!
Joey: Oh shut up! I am gettin it for him, he'll love it. It's not as
bad as your gift!
Lance: Hey that wasn't very nice of you, and at least JC will use my gift.
Justin: Yeah right foo', yo' womanly ass will be da one dat be usin'
dat shit.. why do you even wear dat junk..
Chris: Stop it guys damn! Come on....
*They stumble into the music department*
Justin: Hey ya'll, check dis, mah..er.. OUR CD is here. Dayum, look at me, ah be
lookin good on dis cuva, no wonder we've sold a lot of dem, yaknowhatimsayin?
Chris: Hey guys look! This would be great to give JC!
Joey: A Busta Rhymes record Chris? (and I do mean record)
Chris: Yeah! We all know how JC is with the turntables, he'll be able to use it.
Joey: Whatever you say, but don't you think you should get him someone
different, not Busta Rhymes? We listen to that ALL the time!
Chris: Something different? Whattaya mean... NO! I'm getting this, he'll like it!
Lance: Yeah, I think he'll like it.. I mean if he likes you, then he'll really like him
*The other guys laugh*
Joey: Good one Lance! You're starting to move up higher on my scale
Justin: Yo, leave mah boy alone! Chris is coo' *He goes over to Chris
and starts rubbing his back*
*Chris attempts to give Justin a hug*
Justin: *whispering to Chris* Not here yo! Dayum....
*They wander off to the bathroom section*
Justin: Yo, look at me in dis mirro' ah look so fine, as usual.
But,
dat one ova there is even betta, ah'm gonna git dis fo' mah man Jay-Say..word.. ah be pickin' out
da best stuff! Dis is phat!
Chris: Justin, I really don't think we need anymore mirrors, Joey already forced us to completely cover the bus in them..
Joey: *Yelling over from the counter where he is hitting on a 16 year old sales girl* The ladies LOVE it!
Lance: Ya know, I've been meaning to ask about that.. why does Joey want mirrors on the ceiling...? And, why do those girls that he says are his "sisters" look different every night??
Chris: Nevermind that Lance, just go back over to the Toys section, and finish picking out your Barbie...
Lance: Um.. ok.. I guess. Well, can we just go? My poor feet are starting to hurt and I have a
manicure appointment in an hour....
Joey: Yeah, and I'm hungry. Plus I have to get ready for my date tonight. We all picked out our gifts.. let's go
Justin: Ah know, let's get up out dis bitch.. Joe-Dawg, don't be fogettin' to call and git dat fridge deliva'ed. Aiight?
Joey: Ok, thanks for reminding me.. you are so smart Justin!
Justin: Ah know, ah know....
*So, JC's birthday came, and he opened his gifts with a confused look on his face. And of course.. what happened with the presents? Lance used the make up, the fridge is on Joey's bunk... JC sold the Busta record back to Chris for $20.. he needed money cause he was "running low"...and, of course, the mirror hangs in Justin's bunk so every morning the first thing he says is what he loves best. Himself.
HAPPY 23RD SHHHHHHH-ZAY!!!!!!!!