Hi!
My name is Lance B ASS.
Here is my picture (I am NOT the good looking guy on the right).
As you can probably tell, I'm not interested in what that guy is interested in. He is most likely looking at a girl
I am looking to my right.
Do you know what is to my right in the above picture? Do you?
Do you know what I am looking at?
Well here ya go; have a look-see!
This little lady is named Joeysaphine.
She is my "sweet lady".
I like to ride her.
Sometimes we do tricks.
Sometimes I'll say to her, I'll say "Girl, are you alone?"
She'll usually respond "Breeewwwrrrrrrr!!!!!"
That means that she's ready to party, If ya knowwhatimean.. (Justin taught me that)
As a matter of fact, I have to go do her right, right now
because I can read whats on her mind; tell me why am I wastin' time?
I hope she doesnt kick!
I'll tuck her rear feet in my boots.
Well, give a shout out to my boyz in the W-B
(They know I'm single and ready to mingle)
Your' "Ambiguously Gay Doofus",
Lance BASS.
P.S. I am from Mississippi. ty
