*NSYNC Without Justin?!?
JC: Yea sure, Justin, take all the time you want.
*After Justin leaves...*
JC:
Joey: No prob with me..that leaves me with more food and couch space.
Lance: No way JC! Justin has such a nice asss..pect, yeah aspect, that's it..of our group
JC: I'll pretend I didn't hear that Lance! Seriously though, Justin always hogs the stage, and he gets all the girls. Just think Lance, you'll be the hot blonde if Justin leaves..
Chris: JC, you're just sayin that cause then you'll be the most popular.
JC: Actually, I'm thinking about you too...if Justin leaves you won't be looked upon as the veteran any more..ALL the guys in the band will be in there 20's. Justin makes you look like a loser!
Chris: But, who will I go to when I have bad dreams?
JC: Oh, dontcha worry about it Chris, Lance will take care of that! Right, Lance?
Lance: Yea, sure Chris, I'll even do your hair like your Mommy did it..er...I mean.. Uh.. No! I like girls! Uh... go to uh.. Joey! Yea, go to Joey!
Chris: Well, I guess I'm convinced.
JC: That leaves you Lansten. Justin makes you look bad, he gets the solos, if he leaves, you'll get more solos and you'll be the only one in the group with a famous boyfrie..er..girlfriend
Lance: What did you say crackhead?
JC: Girlfriend
Lance: Good cause ya know I can beat your ass...
JC: Of c-c-course you can b-b-beat all our asses, I-i-i am s-s-sorry, don't h-h-hit me, ok??
Lance: That's what I thought! Now..leave me alone..you gotta give me room to make my own decisions, stop pressuring me! Girl Power!!! Uh.. I mean Boy Power... *2 seconds later* Ok, ok I guess Justin can go.
JC: Ok..great! Let's go talk to Lou
*The group talks quietly in a huddle. After a very long time Lou
winces, and reluctantly nods his head and tells them it's fine if they want it that way.
But, he swears they'll lose their fans!* * * * * * * * * * *When Justin gets back*
JC:
Justin: What? Lance's pink shirts got mixed in the wash wit mah blue ones again? Dat it?
JC: No...Justin you're out of the group, we decided together
Justin: HaHa! Dat's funny, foreal, good one JC! Ah knew ya didn't always hafta be so gawtdamn serious all da time, you be kickin out jokes like Chris now.
JC: We're not lying Justin...
Justin: Aiight, whateva.. you just wait till ah go chat wit mah boy Lou.
JC: We talked to him
Justin: What?!? Peep dis, witout me ya'll be *N Syc! Get it? N Sick Nah, hold up! Mah "N" ain't possibly be the second "N", yaknowwhatimsayin? Mines da first. Ya'll gonna be Sync..only ya'll won't be sync...you be down da SINK, down da drain, SUNK. Ya gots dat? SUNK.
JC: Whatever you say Hip Hop....
Justin: If we ain't boyz no mo', den don't be callin me Hip Hop. Ya'll ain't fixin to be shit witout me..ya'll gonna see.
*Justin runs out of the tour bus with his keys...only to return seconds later* Justin: Ah fogot to get mah stuff.
*He stuffs his Benz tote bag full of
baby blue FUBU jerseys, and then proceeds to leave. He heads back to Florida where his heart has always been. He goes to Disney World. Just when he was about to re-join the Mickey Mouse Club under the name "Ghetto Solostar", he hears a familiar voice*
Nick: Oh, that's great! We have an opening, Howie D. quit. He has finally realized the girls aren't cheering for him..he had a shock and he left....
Justin: What choo talkin bout? How you think ah could be replacein a scrub like Howie? Ya gotsta be kiddin yo.
Nick: Well, think about in *N Sync. There were 2 popular people, you and JC..here we have Brian and me....
*Interrupted*
AJ and Kevin:
Nick: *ignoring them* Let me continue, from where I was rudely interrupted... if our group has 3 popular members we'll be #1 instead of head to head with *N Sync!
Justin: You know you be right.. even dough ah be hatin all ya'll. Ah think ah'll join da "Backstreet Boys." Did ah mention ah drive a Mercedes???
*From then on BSB was back to 5 members. Although Nick Carter is frequently in the hospital, due to ruthless beatings at the hands of Justin Timberlake, they are currently touring. They plan on releasing their new album in December titled: It's All Good In Da Hood, they let Justin pick the name.* *As for *SYNC, as they are now called, they are also on tour. The guys are loving every moment without Justin. Lance gets a lot of women now, and no longer feels mixed emotions about his sexuality. JC has quit his nasty drug habit, it seems the pressure of always having to fight Justin for solos was what caused it. Joey...well... he's still his same 'ol pimpin ain't easy self. And, Chris finally gets the respect he deserves, now that Lance is the "baby", Chris doesn't feel so old.*