(NOTE: This will most likely NOT appear on No Strings Attached)
(NOTE: The word "shit" is used in the chorus of this song. If you don't like that word. Then.. um... yeah.. well, it's in there.)
(NOTE: This song was not meant to be offensive, although it may come across that way.)
(NOTE: I put WAY too many of these "NOTE" things)
(Chorus)
TransCon Records INC,
Has a bunch of hits
Howie D makes me sick
And I think it's fly that the lip synching 5ive
Lost their summer
Boys Of Summer
I like guys that don't treat their women like shit
The NSYNC guys should all learn this
Cause they've used girls
All this summer
All this summer
(First Verse)
Hip Hop Justin drives a big ol Benz
Chris is always known for his twisted dreads
Lance likes to say " Cuz I'm From Mississippi"
The great Fubu 5 Jersey baby!
When I saw Lance on the album I bought it
"Girl Were You Alone" was his only line on it
Call me "teenybopper" cause I go nuts baby,
When Josh says "WHHHHY" in "I Drive Myself Crazy"
When I see Joey yeah it makes me mad
Screwed that chick and never called back
Chris sure belongs in a retirement home
Hook him up wit gramma so he won't be alone
JuJu Bee is fly, yeah Ebonics "he speakin"
Has a fantasy about a Nick Carter beating
When they met Lou he thought "They'll make me rich!"
With their fresh good looks and their pop-tune hits
(Chorus)
TransCon Records INC
Has a bunch of hits
Howie D makes me sick
And I think it's fly that the lip synching 5ive
Lost their summer
Boys Of Summer
I like guys that don't treat their women like shit
The NSYNC guys should all learn this
Cause they've used girls
All this summer
All this summer
(Second Verse)
Apple Jacks, Pop Tarts in the bus with the booty
Wanted front row so I had to play hooky
Always gettin down in a freaky style
Justin does a thrust and drives the crowd wild
Love the Chair Dancing in "For The Girl..."
Reminds me of Joey when he rocked my world!
JC's still sad about his "Peaches" girl
But now he's got Bobbi, and I think she's old
This sure as hell ain't Rock N Roll,
The average fan base is 10 years old
Lance and Topanga had a "thing" this year
But now it's all gone, did he shed a tear?
JC has a prob with a thing called coke,
No one ever laughs when Chris tells a joke
When they met Lou he thought "They'll make me rich!"
With their fresh good looks and their pop-tune hits
(Chorus)
TransCon Records INC
Has a bunch of hits
Howie D makes me sick
And I think it's fly that the lip synching 5ive
Lost their summer
Boys Of Summer
I like guys that don't treat their women like shit
The NSYNC guys should all learn this
Cause they've used girls
All this summer
All this summer
(Bridge)
Yeah the TransCon boys got it goin' on
Bump and grindin' to the Giddy Up song
TransCon boys are the kind I like
My mom flashed Joey and he dropped his mic
(Third Verse)
Wearing baby blue, lotsa psycho chicks
Spending 7 bucks on a cheap glowstick
Always getting dissed by KoRn and Limp Bizkit
Tried to chase the tourbus and I bug cause I missed it
Like the spaztic dancing, JC gives us a tease
Busta took a piss up on the MTV
I wanna meet you but what's the use?
Ya'll would only want me if I said "I'm loose"
Joey's a whore, I've said it before
Think he sleeps with Steve but I'm really not sure
When they met Lou he thought "They'll make me rich!"
With their fresh good looks and their pop-tune hits
(Chorus)
TransCon Records INC
Has a bunch of hits
Howie D makes me sick
And I think it's fly that the lip synching 5ive
Lost their summer
Boys Of Summer
I like guys that don't treat their women like shit
The NSYNC guys should all learn this
Cause they've used girls
All this summer
All this summer
(Second Bridge)
Boybands will come and boybands will go
NSYNC's worthwhile and 5ive is so-so
Boybands will come and boybands will go
Backstreet's worthwhile LFO is so-so
(Bridge)
TransCon boys got it goin' on
Bump and grindin' to the Giddy Up song
TransCon boys are the kind I like
My mom flashed Joey and he dropped his mic
(Chorus)
TransCon Records INC
Has a bunch of hits
Howie D makes me sick
And I think it's fly that the lip synching 5ive
Lost their summer
Boys Of Summer
I like guys that don't treat their women like shit
The NSYNC guys should all learn this
Cause they've used girls
All this summer
All this summer