This is what Lou wanted them to wear..
But, they didn't listen!
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This is what Lou wanted them to wear..
But, they didn't listen!
After an enchanting night at a Halloween party thrown by the fine folks at Transcon Records, *NSYNC hops into Da Benz to start the journey home. While at the party, Joey (dressed as Superman) split his time cruising the buffet tables and teaching Innosense (dressed as the Spics Girls) the moves to "U Drive Me Crazy".. in the process, he was trying his hardest to teach them some OTHER moves.. if yaknowhatimsayin. JC (dressed as Sleepy the dwarf) spent all night trying to get a hold of Jerome, he had no luck though, and he drank plenty of coffee. He wasn't seen all that much, due to frequent "bathroom breaks." Justin (dressed as Puff Daddy) spent his time trying to break up Britney Spears (dressed as a hooker) and Christina Augeilera, (dressed as Britney Spears) cause they were fighting over who was gonna get lucky with the "J-Man" that night. Chris (dressed as a troll) was passed out drunk 5 minutes after reaching the party, so he didn't do anything too spectacular. Lance (dressed as Tinkerbell) spent the night dancing with C-Note (dressed as fairies) Things got interesting on the ride home.. here's what happened..
Justin: Gawtdamnit! Why the hell did dat troll hafta get drunk out his mind?
JC: Christ knows.. He weighs a ton! We should have left him there instead of struggling to carry him to the car.
Justin: Yo! Are you eva gonna git it right JC? Dayum.. dis aint no CAR. Dis be mah ride, and ah call it "Da Benz" You betta start recognizing!
JC: Yayaya.. whatever Puffy..
Joey: Hey! Did anyone take any of these pastry puffs? Candy corn? Snickers? Anything??? I'm STARVING!
Lance: Starving?? You fat pig, you made everyone else there starve!
Joey: You didn't get to eat cause you were too damn busy dancing with C-Note, don't blame me Tinkerbell!
Justin: Ah know! Why the hell did yo cross dressin ass dress as Tinkabell anyway?
Lance: Johnny said it would help me cope better with my sexuality.....
*JC, Justin, and Joey burst out laughing, waking Chris*
Chris: *half asleep, mumbling* Justin! Hurry! Put your pants on.. someone's coming!
Justin: Dayum Chris! You need to be shuttin yo mouth! You supposed to ba all passed out..
Chris: Ahhh.. what??? *Chris passes out again* JC: *hyperactive*
*Just then, a screaming girl throws a bra and panties into the open window, Lance catches them* Justin:
Lance: Wow! What a great gift. I'll look great in these, but there's a mistake. Justin, the dirty card is for YOU.
Justin: Lance, foreal.. check this. Put dat away right now. I mean dat. Your sexuality is drivin me up da wall.
JC: I agree, you better get straight or get out!
Joey: Hey you guys! Remember "J" *If you did not read The 6th *NSYNCER, you have to read it to know who "J" is* He can replace Lance.. so what if he's nasty and freaky!
Lance: Stop it! Just stop it! You all know I can't ignore these feelings!
Justin: Whateva you say, Elton John.
*Again, JC, Justin, and Joey wake Chris by laughing* Chris: *still half asleep*
Joey: *slapping Chris in the head* Shut up you wifebeater!
Justin: Aiight, on anotha tip.. who should ah get freaky wit tonight, Brit-nay or Christina?
JC: You would think after that 3 hour ordeal you'd just hit the sack with both of them..
Justin: Nah, nah.. Ah'm no playa
*JC's cell rings* JC:
Jerome: Damn, chill brother. It's Jerome.
JC: Thank God! Where the hell are you! I need my stash replenished! I'm completely out! Help me!
Jerome: Bad news homes, guess where I am..
JC: Oh no, don't do this to me! Where?!? Wheeeeerrre?!?!
Jerome: The slammer.
JC: *screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh my God! You better dig a hole in he wall cause I need you.. NOW!
Jerome: I'm sorry JC, they seized everything..
JC faints and lands on the already passed out Chris, and Lance who is admiring his bra and panties*
Jerome: Aiight dawg, thanks.. bye.
Lance: Hey Joey, when we get home, can you help me fasten this? And another thing Superlard, I can see all your gingerbread with those Superman spandex on.
Joey: Lance, look at yourself! Where do YOU get off talking shit on me? Ya know, I can't take this anymore..
*Joey hops over the passenger seat and starts to punch Lance, knocking his blond wig off. Lance puts up a good fight, but eventully is knocked out when Joey smothers him with the wig*
Justin: Yo! Chill yo! Stop dat.. Ya'll gonna ruin mah upholstery, dis be a Mercedes ya know!
Joey: Sorry Justin, I had to end his misery.
*To prevent any further damage to Da Benz, Justin punches Joey in the head, knocking him out*
Justin: Word to your mutha.. dat takes care of business. Now ah can listen to me and Brit-nay's version of "Baby One More Time". Awwww yeah! *singing* Give me a siiiiiiign.. push yo chest up one more size!
*Justin arrives back home, leaves the others passed out in Da Benz, and calls Brit to end the night of enchantment.*