Kid's
Jokes
Sal: How can you tell an elephant from a
valentine card?
Al: I don't know.
Sal: Then you don't get a job with the post office,
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's
Day?
Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
