"Things people in the Pokemon World would Never Say."
Don't look at me like that. I just had a Jolt. Who knows what'll happen?
~*~
Brock: I don't like girls anymore. I'm more into guys now....hey, James is
looking pretty cute today
James: LEAVE ME ALONE JESSY! I DON'T HAVE TO BE PUSHED AROUND BY YOU!!
Ash: E=mc2
Pikachu: Hey, Ash. Kiss my yellow furry ass.
Jessy: I'm ugly. I think I'll get plastic surgery.
Misty: No, you look beatiful! Let's go get facials!
Togepi: God, people really hate me that much? I think I'll take my own
life... ::Leaps off a cliff::
Misty: Whoo-hoo!
Brock: I've had it with you two!! I had to live withh a bunch of whiney brats
for three years and survived, but I don't think I can do this anymore!
::Leaps off a cliff. Well, it's a small cliff. He's in a close second with
James::
Ash: I don't want to become a Pokemon Master! I wanna join Team Rocket! To
protect the world from devistation!
Meowth: Can't we all just get along?
Misty: Why I love James? Let me count the ways.........
Giovanni: I wuv you, you wuv me....we're a happy family.....
Ash: Lalalala......lalalalala....
Brock: Uh, Ash? What are you doing?
Ash: Humming the Team Rocket theme song, of course! It's such a catchy tune!
Gary: Gee,Ash, you're a really good trainer - no, not just good, a wonderful
trainer- I don't deserve to be in your presence....I'm only a selfish, self
absorbed, egoristical fool. Ishall take my own life. ::Leaps off a cliff.
*also* a very small cliff. Gary is cool in my view.::
Ash: Jessy! Hello my beatiful, caring, lovely, radical, awsome, carefree,
kind best friend!
Brock: I hate Pokemon! I hate them so-so much!!!!!
Vulpix: Pikachu!
James: I must speak to my one true love -- My cape!
James: Moon Prism Power!!
Jessy: Enough of all this silly chatter! I want that emperial craystal and
I'm gonna get it! Zoi!!
Misty: And I'm the orignal Sailor scout; Sailor V!!!! (Author's note-is it
apperant I'm a SM fan yet? Whoo-hoo Negaverse!!!)
JAmes: Mine! ::snatchs Pikachu from Ash's hands and knocks the Pokemon
unconcious. James swouldn't do that. He's to sweet!::
James: We've been eletricuted, dropped into canyons, blown up, set on fire,
and a numerous ammounts of other accidents. I have only one question -- How
are we still alive?
Jessy: I do not know.
Pikachu: Vulpix! (^-^*)
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