That's The Bottom Line....Cuz Jen Cold Says So!!

Ok, this will be a place where either Rachel or I can vent about what is pissing us off or frustrating us. It will include, but is not limited to: This page (frustrations, comments, etc.), N Sync (as a whole or individuals), jobs, and whatever else crosses our demented little minds. Lol. Sooo, if ya'll wanna know why we aren't updating, why we are pissy on AIM, why we seem absentminded, our feelings on something N Sync related, or anything else that you are nosy bout...you can most likely find it HERE! Isn't that a novel idea? (We were inspired to start something like this after seeing similiar things done on other pages. I believe Giddy for N Sync was the first...so props to them. We bow down humbly!)


From now on..we will be adding to the top, but since I am lazy...I didn't rearrange the old entries. So deal with it. Lol


September 22, 1999 Wasup, wasup, wasup?? Nothing much here except for the fact that I feel like I am living a real life Kresge (my dorm) Witch Project! (Actually ghost, but whatever). The weirdest stuff ever happens in our room/on our floor. Showers turn on by themselves, we hear people walking around our room in the middle of the night and it's none of us getting up and moving around, stuff in our room gets moved around in the middle of the night. It's pretty freaky, and I don't exactly believe in ghosts. So yeah, that's been keeping me up at night and so I am going on like 3 hours of sleep a night. Fun stuff eh?

Sept 10, 1999 Well, well, well, long time, no writing in the bottomline. So what's new you ask? Not a whole heck of a lot, mostly just me at school, trying to get along with my three roommates. (Which is going quite well I might add) I have a job interview at Sam Goody (a music store for all of you who are like Huh?) on Monday, a guy named Steve is interested in me. (Which, by the way.. freaks me out. Lol. Cuz I always joke that Steve...as in Fatone...is my husband.) That situation is just difficult. I met this guy through one of the girls on my floor, it's her boyfriend's roommate. Anyhow, he meets all of us (meaning me and my roommates) for like 3 minutes the other night. The next night, my friend comes in and says that she asked Steve what he thought of all of us...blah blah blah. Apparently he wants to get to know me because I looked 'sweet and innocent'. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH, boy he's got me alllllll wrong. ROTFL. If he only knew the smart ass comments that were hiding behind this innocent facade. *evil laugh* But anyhow, I'll try to keep ya posted on that situation. Now, I must get back to my room where I can sit on my lazy ass and do nothing. :) Doesn't that sound fun?? I thought so. Lata ya'll...


August 27, 1999 Ohhhh boy. I just got done having a great night of laughs all at N Sync's expense. My girl Kristin and I got together to make fun of our boys some more. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. We talked about so much funny stuff...I don't even know where to begin. (Although I know ya'll pry won't laugh as hard as we did...it was one of those 'had to be there' things I suppose.) Anyhoo, we discussed bringing N Sync funny stuff to sign..like what we would bring. We thought up several things...old sweatpants...a dirty sock...a BSB poster...hmmm...the list is endless. Hmm..what else...

Ohhh yes. We discussed possibly acting retarded when (like the two of us will ever get to meet them while together, that would be their worst nightmare..) meeting them. Now, before you go getting all PC on me...this is all in good fun. Kristin's impression was hilarious though. Cracked my ass up. The best was when she started talking in this friggin funny voice. I have never laughed so hard in my life...well, except for the time we met Stevie. Hmm..what else. Lol..how bout when I almost spit my pop out cuz she said to maybe pretend you are blind or something, and then when they turn around, poke them in the ass with your cane. Or just go up and start singing, "You got the right one baby!! Uh huh..uh huh...you got the right one BAAAAAAAABY!" Pure comedy if you ask me.

Then, we watched N Sync Top 40 unedited and laughed our asses off. First I just have to say this...and Kristin, I know you feel the same girl: WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO *waving arms like JC on caffiene overdrive* it had blue testicles!! (My bad..blue TENTICLES *yeah riiiiight*) AGhhhhh what IS that coming out of Joey and Steve's bunk? (Cuz we KNOW they share one)...it's WOOO WOOOO WOOO a blue testicle! (waves arms some more like Lance on crack) Anyhoo...ya'll know that now, while in Hawaii I have to do my 'mini-me' impression. It's so fun, although I tend to fall on my face into the giant blue uhh..nevermind. Lol. Maybe on New Year's Eve when I get WILD AND CRAZY then I will scoot across the hotel as Mini Me. Or maybe I can teach Val how to do it and then we can spar. Hahaha..jk. So yeah, that was part of my interesting night. I have no idea what I am on..I think it's called too much sugar. Hahaha..later.


August 19, 1999 Aight peeps...Jen here. I have been a busy little bumblebee working on a new look for the index page! I know you are all excited, and it's basically a big pain in my ass, but hey, when it's done it will be SO worth it.

So..on with the new point of this entry. Megan, from Giddy, who I have been chatting with lately bout Florida, (Thanks girl, I appreciate your help a LOT!) im'd me today with a brainstorm. She asked me if I had ever seen the 'Commish'..or some movie called 'Wrongfully Accused'. I was like, um...I think I've seen the 'Commish' like once..isn't that about some fat guy with white hair? BUT..to the point here Jen..(sorry I get a tad distracted when I think bout fat guys with white hair..JUST KIDDING) So the point is, she thought I totally looked like this redheaded lady in the movie, who also was on the Commish. Finally, after she searched for like a friggin hour with nothing to show for it, I pissed Megan off by finding it in like five minutes. :) Anyhow, I altered this pic a bit to see if you all think I look like her at all. I put the pic of me beside it again, and because Leslie Neilsen was the old guy she was dancing with, I fixed it up a bit and put ole Stevie on it instead. :)

Anyhow, I can see a little bit of a resemblence, even though she's like twenty years older than me. Let me know what you guys think...Melinda..or Geri?!? Who am I?!?! AGHH! Lol...ok I am hyper and it's late, and I am watching Jay Leno talk about the 'Blair Witch'. Whatever. So I will stop rambling and say buh-bye! :)


August 17, 1999 Hey y'all, Rach here. It has been a long time since I have written on this, and it is much overdue!! Let me update you on my life right now. I have had volleyball practice this week (I had v-ball camp all last week...the week before that, I had basketball camp) which is an all-day thing. I go from 8:00-11:30, 12:30-3:30...it blows. I can't even sit down to pee. lol, my butt hurts like a mother!!! Give me sympathy...lol, but now tomorrow I only have it for 3 hours and Friday is parent's night, and we will just scrimmage. Afterwards we camp out in the gym, so I am stuck with v-ball all week, so I have no computer time whatsoever!! It sucks!

Okay, I want to beef a little. First off---the other day I go into my email and suprise, surprise, over half of my inbox had been deleted!! I was pissed, and for all of you who have emailed me in like the last month or so, about LFO, the site, or just in random, I am SO SORRY!!! I don't have your address anymore or what you wrote me, so don't think I am mean and don't respond to my emails, I can't!!! lol, I really am sorry, but feel free to email me anytime now!!!!! (hint hint: girl_4_nsync@hotmail.com Thanks=)

Now, I am about to die from soreness and severe boredom, so I g2g. I am working on a few things for the site, and if I get my ass in gear, they might be up in the next year so you all can read them!!! I hopefully HOPE I can actually sit down and finish them soon!! Anyways, it's been real peeps!!~~Rachel


August 16, 1999 So yeah, anyhow yesterday was my big 19th bday. Don't you just hate those non milestone birthdays where basically you don't get the opportunity to do anything remotely cool with your new 'older' self? In any case, thanks to all you guys who wished me a happy birthday...that was sweet of ya'll. :)

Anyhow, I finally got the new me/Steve pic scanned. Yes, I know you are all aching to see it...but one thing disturbs me...Ya know, besides the fact that he is wearing a shirt that says 'yellow rat bastard'...going along with his uncanny resemblence to a rat. Anyways, I showed the pic to a good friend of mine (right Jamie?...we have to go Cnote stalking one of these days. They HAVE to be easier to find...we can be their bus hoes and deny Dru. LOL!) So yeah, I showed it to her and she goes something along the lines of.."You look like Ginger Spice!'. Me, of course, freaked out. First off the Spice Girls frighten me, and secondly, the last time I checked, I didn't have red hair with blond streaks in front. So then she explained that I look like her NOW..as a solo artist..not back in her freaky ass SpiceWorld days. Which, ya know brought me back to the convo I had with my sister about how it would be cool to look like/resemble slightly a celebrity. Little did I know that I would end up resembling the ex spice girl, Geri Halliwell. So I am posting the pics for YOU to decide.

So what do ya'll think? Am I a Geri twin? I don't THINK so. Lol.

Anyhoo, I am in the process of trying to figure out who I should take to this wedding I have to go to in Sept. Fun stuff eh? I am thinking I might take my Canadian soccer player friend Dave. He's a hottie, but he's kinda perverted in that Joey sort of way. But unlike Joey, he's smart...and really really cute. Lol. So that makes up for the times when he tests out his nasty pick up lines on me. I should try and get a pic of him up for ya. We'll see...

Also, I just thought I would share with ya'll that I have a huge hive problem. I think I might have a severe allergic reaction to Steve Fatone. Ohh the sadness THAT brings to me. Allergic to my future husband? It's a tragedy!! Lol.


June 10, 1999 Ok ya'll. First, I would like to address the fact that I am now officially a stalker. Lol. And it's ALL COLLEEN's FAULT! J/k. If you remember Abe from the most recent Road Rules, you will know who I am talking bout. If not...your loss. Lol. So anyhoo...I sit and spend hours gazing at him on his "Abecam 2000" while he is at work. I know, I know...I have no life. But, it is when I am working on the page, as well as chatting on AOL. Plus, it's not like I sit and STARE...I just glance every once in awhile. So anyhow, Colleen's plan is to bruise ole Justin's ego by asking him if he has ever met any Road Rulers on his many visits to MTV. (When she goes backstage at the Boys of Summer Tour) She is going to tell him that we HAVE to meet Abe, cuz we want to marry him. Justin will be so upset he will start crying, because that means that he has just lost two loving fans to stroke his ego. Lol.

So anyhow, onto pissy people. I was talking with Heather from Giddy for N Sync today and we were getting a little annoyed with all the people telling us that we should "butt out of N sync's private life". Um...hello?!? I alone spend enough money on those men to pay over half of Joey's welfare checks...as well as paying for a good share of Justin's bleach. Hell, with all the money I shell out for them, JC could get a new set of teeth! Heather and I figure that we have a right to be a little nosy bout their private lives because we practically support them! Also, about Britney and Justin supposedly getting caught "making out" at a Boston radio show? That just repulses me to no end, and no it's not cuz I am a Justin fan. I would be disgusted if she was all up on Joey or even Chris! But, now I must go back to stalking Abe...so later..I know you are all excited. Haha.


June 11, 1999 Hey, Rachel here...time to vent!! I just got home from a softball game, which I pitched in, almost 7 innings, which sucked the big one...anyhoo, on to letting off some steam. Okay, I was reading the Dear Diary thing on Giddy For N Sync, and I read the part Heather wrote on JC. If you haven't read it, you should. Yesterday I was talking to Jennifer on AIM about Britney and Justin, and how they deny it, and we both agreed (since JC is both of our faves) that JC would never go for a hooch like Britney, let alone deny that he was. You know?! We just thought that JC didn't seem like that type...you know, like a sweetie that liked normal people. THEN I go and read about how JC is supposedly dating this big breasted skank...which totally knocks him off of my high pedestal. I mean, I thought that he was the gentleman that wasn't attracted to silicon sluts, and had the great upbringing, with good morals, and he just wasn't that kinda guy. I am just mad about that whole thing....but I am just leaving that to the teenies, cuz there is no way in hell I will ever get to meet him, or even have the slightest chance with him, therefore I am moving on to the next subject---No one ever IMs me on AIM...come on people...I am lonely and bored. I am always on in the morning, but I doubt anyone is even alive by then...but if you see me (nsyncable6) on, just talk to me...I have no life or friends, lol, so talk to me peeps!! Anyways, I am all gross from my game, and I am going to see Austin Powers 2 tonight, so I better get in the shower...yeah, baby, yeah!! Oh, behave!! Later kids~~Rachel


June 13, 1999 So yeah, as you all know, my dad is pissy. Also, I am a starving ethiopian (my mom won't cook dinner) that is totally annoyed with people asking me if I have seen that damn MTV Armagedd'n sync thing. Ok...here is my response. I have not seen it (because I don't get MTV, and neither do any of my friends here at home), but am most likely getting a tape of it. I heard that it was the worst display of bad acting that has been seen since...well...since this. Also I heard that the camera angles were awful, and JC's schnoz looked larger than normal. (Which..I don't know if that is humanly possible, but whatever.) So puhleeze stop asking me about it, mentioning how hilarious it is...when I finally get it, I will put a review up of it...and THEN you can ask me anything your little hearts desire. Sorry if I seem pissy people, but it's been a long day without caffiene. So later...


June 17, 1999 Hey, I knew today was gonna be strange when I woke up this morning and almost fell outta bed. The reason why that occured is because I woke up abruptly from a strangely scary dream. In the dream, I was dating Joey Fatone...oh wait, I got confused for a minute. That wasn't a dream, it was a nightmare! I am still trying to think of why I might have dreamed that. At first I thought it was just some bad jello, but then I realized that it was something that I thought of before I finally fell asleep last night. I was laying there listening to N Sync's XMas cd (getting in the mood for my hawaiian adventure..hehe..we got our tix for the concert yesterday!) when the song 'The Only Gift' came on. Joey's solo part played, and my last thoughts before drifting off into scary nightmareland where I actually talked to Joey (Trust me people, that's the ONLY place I would talk to that walking STD) were 'Ya know, Joey sounds really good. Maybe he does have an ounce of talent somewhere. But then I shoved that thought out of my mind as I remembered how much it truly scares me to watch his face when he sings. (Something bout his expressions drives me nuts) SO that was my morning, now it's back to the slave train I go. Fun huh? Lol.

Let's HOPE this never happens! I would die of crabs! haha


June 19, 1999 I would just like to take this time to say that Wendi and Heather from Giddy are freakin brilliant. I love their page, and more than anything...I love the new "Virtual Timemachine". I totally know what they mean...when you watch that Disney Concert, you forget that they have done some bad things. Lol. So, I am now a "Giddiest"...and let Joey's whores rest in peace. (Ya know, cuz they don't exist if you don't believe in them..right? J/k)


June 22, 1999 Rachel here...I went away with my softball team to World's and Ocean's of Fun in Kansas City for the weekend, and I have had games the past 2 days, so now is the first time I have done anything on the page. Yeah, I know you all are devestated...and are sinking deeper into depression, cuz I was gone...but there IS hope, Prozac can help...see your doctor for details...jk! But yeah, let's just say that there was PLENTY of sun on Sunday, when I was at Ocean's of Fun...and my back shows it. It has turned a nice sunburned shade of pinkish-purple, so if y'all have a good remedy for me to try, to ease my pain and suffering, send them to me at girl_4_nsync@hotmail.com ---I am serious!! The aloe vera isn't helping, and I am in mucho pain, thanks to having to pitch both today and yesterday, and I need all the remedies I can get!! Anyways...I am really bored, cuz I can't move my back to do anything productive, and I am sleep deprived cuz I have to sleep on my stomach only, which is super-duper uncomfortable, and I get like 2 seconds of sleep a night, so IM me if you wanna chat (nsyncable6) or email me (see above) cuz all I do all day is get on here, since I can't move enought to do anything except softball (only cuz my whole team would be screwed if I couldn't pitch, so I feel bad, and take a bunch of asprin and pitch until my sunburn goes numb, not good). Anyhoo, I have bitched and moaned about my newly aquired lobster-isk appearance...so I will let your eyes have a break...but PLEASE let me know if you have a good remedy to easy sunburn pain...I would love you, if you do!!! Thanks, check ya later!!


June 30, 1999 Hey ya'll. I just wanted to make a comment/announcement about my work on this page. Right now, although I still like N Sync, am having a really hard time finding inspiration for stuff on the page. I don't know if it's N SYNC overload or what it is...but I just am starting to lose interest. So...I am going to take a short break from the page until I become inspired. I am going to take this time as a complete break from N Sync, and when I come back...I hopefully hope (see what it's got me doing? A Joey sentence no less..sheesh)to return with a renewed interest in both N Sync and Just Thrust It. I am hoping it will only be about a week or so, depending on if I have N Sync withdrawls. I will possibly keep you all updated on the situation by writing on here...that is if you are interested. Feel free to email me with any questions.


July 7, 1999 Okay, Rachel here....I need help again!!!! First off, it is my mom's birthday today "Happy Birthday to Kathy!! Happy Birthday to You!" Y'all say happy b-day to my mom!!!! Okay, back to my little problem. My summer has sucked so far. I have done nothing but play softball, softball, and some more softball. It blows. So what I need from all you peeps, is some tips on what I should do with my summer, cuz in 2 weeks softball is over, so it won't be all boring. Okay?! Think you can do that? You know you can help me out!!! Okay, if you have something really fun and exciting for me to do with the rest of my summer or if you did something really fun with yours so far, let me know--- girl_4_nsync@hotmail.com Thanks bunches!~Rachel


July 19, 1999 Me again! Okay, I feel sorry for y'all, cuz this site has been lacking in updates! Whoops, my bad! Okay, anyways, softball is over, my summer is boring, all I do is sleep and get on here. FUN!!! Okay, kids...no one emailed me with fun ideas for summer, as I asked about in my last entry in here! I am a little disapointed in y'all! Oh, and no one has been signing the message board and the guestbook!!!! Hop to it! I am in the process of writing a fan fic, but it isn't going too smooth...lol, so who knows what will happen with it! I am trying to write a new AGD, cuz I know there is high demand for one out there, but I am not feelin the creative vibe right now, so it has been put on hold. Sorry, but I'll get back to it soon! Anyways, I better go, cuz I wanna go get my hair chopped off! It is about a quarter of the way down my back, which is LONG, but I am sick of just wearing it in a ponytail or down. So, anyhoo, I am gonna get it cut short, like chin-length or a little longer, oooh, big difference, but I can take it! Well, I better get movin! Talk to ya later, and if you are bored, email me, cuz I haven't gotten any emails in the past 2 days, and I get depressed at the 0 NEW part of my email....so PLEASE!!!! (hint, hint: girl_4_nsync@hotmail.com ) haha, bye!~~Rachel


August 7, 1999 Holy crap, long time...no writing in the bottom line. Lol..it's been over a month! Sheesh. Anyhow, in case you didn't know..it's Jen, and yes, I am back..full force...SEX...jk. (I am listening to Just Wanna Be With You..what can I say, they're perverted.)I have just decided to write some random thoughts in here, because..well, I like reading people's random thoughts, even if they have nothing to do with N sync. I think they're hilarious, and for some reason, sometimes I actually am thinking the same thing.

So yeah, I was watching tapes of Dawson's Creek the other night and got to thinking. Ok, I think Jack has gotten rather..well...hot. The thing that bugs me is this: Before he decided he was GAY..I never thought he was even remotely attractive. Then, he's all like, hey, I'm gay...and all of a sudden he has good hair and looks basically HOT. So like..what's UP with that? I mean, he likes guys and then he suddenly sprouts the ability to style his hair in a kick ass hair biff? Um..yeah...riiiight. Lol.

So...let's see. What else have I been pondering lately? Oh yeah, how much I really am NOT excited to go back to school. Ya see, although college is cool and all.. mine's not. Frankly, I think it really really bites. I mean, it's not like I love my job or anything (so that can't be the reason I am dreading the start of school), especially after banker boy..also known as Jason, already left for school. (Actually I think he's just a lazy ass that decided he needed like three weeks off...but instead of getting paid to harass me, he just goes thru the driveup randomly to do so.) But anyhow, I have been thinking hard about my plans for after this year. See, at the suggestion/prodding (translation: trying to boot my ass out of the house so that they can use the spare bedroom for something more useful than for their own daughter) of my father, I am strongly considering moving to Florida next summer. Then, as well as working down there for the summer, probably at Disneyworld, (pry doing some lame ass job, but hey..I'll be in Florida, so it works) I will most likely just end up going to one of the colleges there next fall. Who the hell knows. Basically my life is just up in the air...but I do know that Iowa sucks and I can't wait to leave this shithole. Trust me, if you ever have the chance to come here...run screaming as if a rabid Howie was after you. No joke...it sucks that bad. Lol.

That's about it kids...I guess not much else is really going on. One more thing that I must bitch about is this: Why the HELL hasn't N Sync been keeping up their end of the humor bargain? I mean, OBVIOUSLY the deal goes something like this: They make fools of themselves...I point it out. But lately it's been more like...Jen's bored, and N Sync is doing nothing interesting. Which sucks if you ask me...I mean, they could at least give me SOMETHING to work with. Hell, I'll even resort to making fun of Steve some more...just give me some material to work with here boys! Yeah...so anyhow, I've talked your ears off long enough..hell, I don't even know if you people read this. Lol. Later..


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