Bump N Grind Lance Bass is a 20 year old male from good ole...you guessed it...Mississippi. It's the land where cousins are married, and everyone rides horses. Lance is a true Southern Gentleman, and will treat his ladies to a good ride.
Take a look at his stat sheet:
WARNING: This man has tendencies toward horses named Toby!!
Pimp: Lance is pimped by the beautiful Jen. Linked by their common midwestern roots, the duo likes to play up Lance's charm and innocence. PLUS...we couldn't let a moron like Steve ruin Lance now could we?!
Experience: Lance, although innocent, has his share of good customers. With his southern drawl and hospitality, he makes quite a bit of money while making the ladies happy. He rakes in the dough while serving Kathy...a good friend of Jen's, and she makes sure Lance plays nice.
Favorite Place to show off his Southern Roots: He loves to get it on in a nice pile of hay...in the horse stable. He says the fresh smell of manure reminds him of his beloved...Toby.
Favorite Techniques: Two words girls...RIDE IT! Oh yeah...go Lance, Giddy Up. Lol.
A Word From Our Southern Gentleman: Howdy ya'll...I just wanted to say that I love the ladies...but that's cuz I'm from Mississippi.
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Thrust IT!