Jacque Strapez
Okay, as Jen was going to KC, she turned on the radio to 93.3. They were running a little late and the concert was almost about to start. The dude on the radio was interviewing Chris, and he asked him a bunch of questions and stuff. Then the radio guy goes, "All the girls wanna know if JC is gonna be growing his goatee back?" Chris goes, "Well, when JC has a goatee, we don't call him JC, we call him JACQUE!" Now, now, Jen told me this wonderful piece of information, and I was like, how do you spell that? And she was all, "J-A-C-Q-U-E." And I go, "Shouldn't it be J-O-C-K? As in jock strap?" She started dying laughing and I was like, "Hey, it could be Jacque Strapez, like Chasez, you know?!" Well, Jen thought this was utterly funny, so now, my sugarlump's new nickname is Jacque Strapez!!! If you don't like it, TOO DAMN BAD, cuz Jacque is mine, and not yours!!! na, na, na, na-na!!!