FAT one...just say no.

As you all know, Joey is writing a book. Yes, it's about acting. Why would the FATone write a book is one question. Why anyone would actually buy it is another. Does anyone REALLY think that he knows what he's talking about? I mean, the "acting" book is obviously going to be something along the lines of this....



Chapter 1: Acting Like the "Dumb One"

Chapter 2: Acting Interested in a Girl's Mind

Chapter 3: The Hammy Dancer Face: Step By Step

Chapter 4: Projecting your Voice while Wearing a Wolf Mask

Chapter 5: Finding a Documentarian

Chapter 6: Red Hawaiian Print: A Star's Wardrobe

Chapter 7: Backstage Glance: All that Yummy Food

Chapter 8: Risky Business: When to Show your Undies



That's all that FAT one has done so far...I am SUUUUUUUUUUURe that he will come up with many more interesting and entertaining chapters for us to look forward to. Thanks to Stever for sneaking into Joey's bed...I mean bedROOM, and rifling through his FATone underwear drawer to find us this information. (Also a special thanks to Mo for helping him. :) You rock.)

PEACE.

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