Just Ride JC Chasez...also known as the Conductor is a bossy 22 year old from Washington D.C. Although a sleepy fellow, if he has had his crack/caffiene, you better just TRY and keep up with this firecracker *ahem*...spaz.
Take a look at his stat sheet:
WARNING!: Spastic arm movements may put an eye out!
Pimp: Jen...who else? She controls his crack/caffiene use, and tries to keep his arm movements to a minimum. They make a good team, with her pimpin skillz...and his energetic tendencies. Rachel assists Jen when she gets too busy um...getting busy with Justin...and can't find the time to get it on AND pimp. So Rachel is sorta the "pimpette", but tends to sneak in a little...play time with her conductor. Ifyaknowhatimsayin. Lol.
Experience: JC likes to pretend he is gentlemanly and pure, but that is all part of his charm. He is really a spastic conductor in the bedroom...so watch out for flying limbs. JC is also an acrobat at heart, and has mooooves that you've never seen. Lol. His best customer used to be Peaches, until she got her eye about poked out. Now Jennifer and Val fight over the veiniest hoe's attention.
Favorite Place to Conduct Business: His very own temple of love is where he likes to conduct his personal orchestra. Listening to his solos while getting it on is the only way for this soulful singer.
Favorite Techniques: Nice and slow, fast and hard...whatever he tells you to do. He likes to be in charge, so just attempt to follow the hand movements and the beat of the music in JC's head.
A Word from Our Conductor: I just love to feel the music, but watch out...sometimes I get so into it that I forget how close I am to people. That is when eyes get put out. Anyhow, the main thing is that I gotta get my lovin early cuz I need my beauty sleep...all 14 hours of it!
I Just Got My Eye Poked Out! AGH! Take me to the Planet!
Thrust It!