N Sync N the Personals

Aight peeps, we were 'browsing' through the newspaper and came across some..interesting personal ads. Well...Rachel came up with some funny ones that could possibly be N Sync personal ads. *Keep in mind these are REAL ads..taken from an actual newspaper! Cept Justin's whose we made up...lol.*


Men Seeking Men

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Mr. Lucky: (Justin) BWGM (Black, White, Gay Male), 18; human M&M, melts in your mouth, not in your hand; seeking 'buddy', light drinker, secure, D/D free (drug/disease free).


Men Seeking Women

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Passionate Teddy Bear: (Joey) D/D free WM (drug/disease free *ahem yeah right* white male), 22, strong, enjoys cuddling and snowmen, seeking SF (single female), any age- for friendship with similar interests.

Free To Good Home: (JC) Former family pet, CWM (christian white male), 23, playful, seeking sexy women 18-30 who like big cats, rarrrrrr.


Women Seeking Women

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Enjoys Companionship: (Chris) SWF (Single white female), 28, enjoys swimming and flea markets, seeking SWF (single white female), 50s, for great loving, good conversations and friendship.


Other

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Life Is Best Shared: (Lance) BiWM (Bisexual White Male), 19, enjoys adventure, good times and more. Seeking another companion to ring in 2000. Must enjoy rollerskating, sci-fi, and tacos.


LOL I hope you all enjoyed those fun times. Lol. Ohhhh boy. SO anyways.....

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