Lance...the New Revlon Spokesmodel
..."If you use my products, you can be just like me...you won't be able to dance, you won't be able to play basketball, but you'll always be able to explain how you look with the words, 'Because I'm from Mississippi!'"
*Thanks to the "ad campaign manager" Jen for her help with the slogan. (Ya'll should be jealous, she has an office with a view...of Joey's..whoops, JC's ass.) :)