SuperJoey Fatone is a 22 year old male from Brooklyn. This Italian Stallion is the true pimp daddy...taught by his brother, the one and only Steve Fatone. He likes to get it on with the ladies, and tries to win their hearts with the dimb bulb he calls charm.
Take a look at his stat sheet:
WARNING!: This man may have CRABS!! Lol.
Pimp: How can you think it would be anyone but his mentor and older brother Steve? Jen didn't even have a fighting chance in the battle over who will pimp who. (They threatened to sit on her, so she backed down immediately. ROTFL) With their Italian roots, these brothers make an amazingly...well...retarded team. With half a brain between the two of them, it's amazing if Joey can even get dressed in the morning.
Experience: Well, considering he is dumber than a box of teenyboppers, Joey has gotten lucky quite often. It must be that Italian charm he lays down, or maybe it's the half witted jokes, or maybe the goofy looking grin that gets them. Who the hell knows.
Favorite Place to get the Jello jigglin: Pretty much wherever he can get it. He likes it in the back of cars, in dirty alleyways, in trashy hotel rooms, pools of jello...you name it, Joey's gotten down and dirty in it.
Joey's Favorite Techniques: He likes it fast and furious kids. And true to his hero Superman, sadly...his speeding bullet is sometimes a little TOO speedy. If you know what I mean.
Word From our Italian Stallion: My greatest fantasy? Well, it would have to be a pool full of strawberry jello...um...ya know, to have a bunch of friends go...uhh..swim around in it...yeah that's it, swim. That's all I better say about that.
I Can't Stand This Superman Obsession...Take me To the Planet!
Thrust It!