Here is my take on the VMA..N Sync/Britney performance:
It was ...gagarific.
Seriously I don't know what kind of crack they were
smoking to revamp the TUMH dance first off.
Secondly, what made them decide to let BRIT mouth her
song first? Let's just say that some robotic freak on
a power trip got ahold of N Sync, added some cranked
out dancers, and decided that Chris should get more
airtime than Justin. (Not that it's BAD, I just wasn't
sure if Justin was performing TUMH or performing
in a mock porno with Brit on the sidelines.)
I don't even know if Justin was
there performing, because the camera didn't even STOP
on him for a millisecond. It showed JC quite a bit in
his red muscle T...which by the way looked halfway
decent.
Anyhoo, Brit did her little school girl type
opening, came out with her battery pack and extentions
and shook her fat ass around while attempting to
squeal out a few notes here and there. (Not to mention
her BEFORE performing outfit. Can you say see-through,
sequined, and caribo feathers? It was, in a word,
nastiness. Basically the only thing separating her
from flashing the entire MTV viewing audience, AND
Kurt Loder were some black feathers. Cuuuuute.)
Hmm,
what else happened. Ooooooh yes, Danielle
(Chris' woman, ya know from IDMC vid) made an
appearance. She was sitting in the audience right next
to her Chris. Aww how sweet. Props to him for having
the balls to bring his significant other to an event
that teenies may be watching. I didn't SEE Bobbi, but
she was most likely on the other side of JC, cut off
by the camera perhaps. Poor Justy, he must have been
royally pissed because he didn't get any friggin air
time whatsoever. It's semi sad really...maybe he was
having a bad fro day. Who the hell knows. What else is
worth mentioning. Ah, yes, the fact that Chris Rock
made the comment about boybands being all the same,
blah blah blah...but then he goes,
'And the only real question is WHO is gonna be the
one that gets Britney Spears pregnant.' ROTFLMAO.
Ohhhh boy, I think I died when he said that one..not
to mention the fact that they flashed to BSB...Brian's
face was classic. I wish they would have shown Juju
though, I bet his face was beet red. LOL.
Other than that, and the fact that N Sync got the shaft
in the awards department. (Not a huge shock here people.
Look at the video they had nominated. Um...no. Joey in
overalls and a beret, JC with Lurch hair, shirts tied around
their waists? Even a nicely developed 15 year old Justin
in his beater couldn't redeem that video from the pits
of horrible video hell.) But one thing that made my night...
Bitchney didn't get an award either. Can I get an AMEN!?!