Recently, I got my hands on the European video We 'R' *N Sync. Since I about lost my eye in a horrible contact solution incident, I had the day off of work. So I was doing some taping for a friend, when I decided to write down some of the stuff I was yelling at the tv. And so YOU people get the pleasure of reading all bout it. Aren't you happy? Well if you aren't, you damn well should be.
First off, I really really wanna know why they chose JOEY to do most of the narrating. Frankly, he annoys me. Which in turn, ruins the whole point of watching the video if I have to see his ugly repetitive mug every five seconds. Ifyaknowhatimsayin. Also, from watching this moron who probably learned to read from the side of a cereal box, I have noticed that he has repeated himself since the beginning of time. One other thing...why does Joey always wake the guys up? And it concerns me that he gets so much enjoyment from it too. That boy confuses me...hell, he pry confuses himself.
Then, I was curious as to what the deal is with Chris' sideburns. I don't know what that boy was thinking when he shaped those things, but they scare me. Basically that boy just has hair issues...and that's about it. And WHY may I ask does he dive into the pool with a crash helmet on? I mean seriously...is he like really that retarded? Haha, you would think Joey would use the crash helmet so he didn't do anymore damage to his head.
Speaking of hair....WHO does Lance's? I wanna shoot her right now. He has a lovely side part that just makes my heart melt. It screams ELLEN DEGENERES WANNABE!! Hello...thank GOD he got rid of it. Ya know, Lance definitely gets the most improved group member award, although he really used to look like his mother, just with short blond hair. Scary thought, I know...but hey, it's the truth. (And I am all bout tellin things how they are...tactful or not)
All I really have to say about JC is...nice hair...Lurch. Oh one other thing, who told you overalls were a good fashion statement? Lance? If so...DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MAN THAT LOOKS LIKE ELLEN! Also, why in the name of tims does he save the tags to his clothes and hang them in his room from that shelf or whatever. That boy is strange...
Justin actually looks good in a thug-like stocking cap, even if it's obviously the middle of summer. There's just something about it. Actually, to be truthful...I had to look twice, cuz at first I thought it was Chris. Hahaha..now that my friends, is an insult.
During Here We Go...who was the idiot that decided to integrate that damn "New Kids Dance" arm movement from the NKOTB's Hangin Tough video? I am sorry, but why would you take a move that was already a thousand times bad...and recycle it?
In Sailing, I totally feel an immense urge to yank JC's stool right out from under his skinny ass. If he would just SIT on the damn stool instead of leaning against it funny, then I wouldn't have a problem. But he's just asking for that to happen. Too bad it didn't.
One last thing...I have decided that Europe is completely and utterly accepting of ANYONE. After seeing the original IWYB like three times, I about barf thinking that girls went wild for the boys after seeing that. Um...no. First off, that girl looks like Lance in a wig. Second of all, the tight crushed velvet shirts frighten me worse than my Joey nightmares. I just don't get it. My philosophy...if Europe likes anyone and everyone...why not ship Britney over there? Cuz we sure as hell don't want her over here. The Euro-trash population wouldn't notice one more..would they? *not dissin' anyone from Europe...just a comment people...don't get your undies in a knot*
The last thing, is this: WHY did they redo IWYB for America, but failed to redo TUMH? Just a question...
The Early N Sync Days SCARE ME! Thrust It Back Home.