SURVEY

by Tommy Van Stitzel (a.k.a. Tom Stitzel)

 

SURVEY is an original full length, dramatic play by Tommy Van  Stitzel (ã copyright 1997 by Tommy Van  Stitzel).   Two brothers, Bob and Tim, enter a cave to survey it.   They are accompanied by a third, uninvited member.   The ghost of their deceased brother resurrects as “The Voice” who speaks to Tim.   The survey entails more than just measuring the cave.  It is the exploration for the truth, a truth that is buried in a madness that resides in Tim.

 

The following are excerpts from SURVEY.

 

Act One, Scene Two

 

(Bob and Tim are duck walking, crouching their heads, through a wide but only three foot high passage.)

 

BOB

Watch out fer the bats.

 

TIM

Of course, I’ll watch out for bats.

 

BOB

No.  I mean those bats above yer head.  Be careful.

 

(Tim throws himself flat on the ground.)

 

TIM

Where!?  (squinting upwards he sees hundreds of little, furry, fluttering, brown bodies suspended upside-down from the ceiling.)  Oh, shit

 

BOB

Shhhh!  Don’t disturb ‘em.

 

TIM

Dear god!  There are hundreds of them!

 

BOB

Shhhh.  They’re Big Brown bats and this here cave’s the last of their habitats in this area.

 

TIM

Do bats shit?

 

BOB

It’s called guano.  It’s great fertilizer.

 

TIM

I’m up to my neck in bat shit!  I’m up to my eyeballs in bat shit and all you can say is that it’s great fertilizer!?

 

BOB

Be quiet.  Now give me the end of yer measuring tape and unroll it as you go ta that next bend ahead.

 

TIM

Aren’t you coming?

 

BOB

How’re we going ta git the measurement of this passage if we’re both in the same spot?  No!  I’m not going with ya!  I’m staying here and you’re going over there with yer tools.  Now git!

 

(Tim moves ahead with his end of the measuring tape in hand.)

 
BOB

Hold that dang tape level!

 

TIM

How do I do that?  I can’t even see you.

 

BOB

Scrunch down and git it level with my light.  See?  I got it right here, next ta the end of the tape.  And tell me what the distance is.

 

TIM

16 feet…..ah, meters…16 meters

 

BOB

Ya sure?

 

TIM

Yes, I’m sure.

 

BOB

Good.  Now, do the back shot.

 

TIM

The what?

 

BOB

The direction.  Use yer compass.  Line up the cross hairs with my light.

 

TIM

Oh, yeah.  The direction. Well, let’s see here.  It’s 256 degrees.

 

BOB

Ya sure?  Ya gotta be sure.

 

TIM

I’m quite sure!

 

BOB

(writing the figures in a small notebook)  O.K.  256 degrees, 16 meters.  Good.  Now, take the tape and go ta the next bend and watch out fer the bats.

 
TIM

I know!  I know! My knees ache, my elbows ache, and my neck aches from watching out for these damn pests!  I’d like to strangle you with this goddamn measuring tape!

 

BOB

Well, go on ahead and try then!

 

TIM
I can’t.

 

BOB

I know ya can’t ‘cause you’re too chicken.

 

TIM

I could.  I  think I could….but a higher knowingness says it would be wrong.

 

BOB

Ha! Yer higher knowingness tells ya I’m yer only way outta here!  Now git on ta the next bend!

 

TIM

(To Bob.)  Damn you!

 

(The lights dim to a spotlight on Tim.)

 

TIM

(to the audience)   He leaps from one stone to the next, deliciously skimming the water’s surface, looking studiously at the world below him, the creek.  So concentrated is he that for the moment the universe is only this viewmaster-framed outlook of water, feet and stones.  It is for him, I suppose, a relief to be so focused on this work at hand, at foot.  His mind shuts out all the ugly thoughts and gathers strength. His spirit seems to lift to the level of wordless peace.  He glances up and beams at me with his perfect, little smile.  My purpose weakens.  In a panic, it kicks out in front and then behind me in its search for

balance. Then, with new found strength, it lurches forward destroying the last of my obstacles.  Face forward he flies, belly-flopping in the creek.   He lay there, unable to move.  His cheeks are now buried deep in the water bed. And the current now floods his face.  His outstretched body sinks deeper into the grit and pebbles of the wet earth surrounding him.   His tears salt the fresh water whose gurgling muffles my giggling appeal,  “Has he disappeared yet!?”.

 

(Lights up to include Bob.   The survey continues with Bob and Tim crawling through the passage.)

 

THE VOICE

Trapped,

 

BOB

Distance?

 

THE VOICE

wrapped within the waiting,

 

TIM

8 meters.

 

THE VOICE

wildly worming,

 

BOB

Back shot!

 

THE VOICE

expectant, exploring

 

TIM

108 degrees.

 

THE VOICE

creature crawling through the shadows,

 

BOB

Distance?

 

THE VOICE

endless tunneling

 

TIM

2.3 meters.

THE VOICE

to arrive at this

 

BOB

Back shot.

 

THE VOICE

waiting to be born,

 

TIM

52 degrees.

 

THE VOICE

Secreted away in the stony stillness,

 

BOB

Distance?

 

THE VOICE

slow motion suffocation,

 

TIM

16 meters

 

THE VOICE

coldly catacombed, eternally entombed,

 

BOB

back….

 

TIM

and 146 degrees.

 

THE VOICE

waiting to die

without ever living,

loving,

tasting, touching

feeling,

knowing why

 

TIM

or what, if anything,

there is besides

this madness

in which I reside.

 

(Tim begins batting at his clothes and shaking his limbs violently.)

 

BOB

What’s the matter?

 

TIM

Spiders are crawling all over me!

 

BOB

They’re only albino crickets.

 

TIM

These are no crickets!  These are spiders but you wouldn’t tell me the truth if they were.

 

BOB
And ya wouldn’t listen ta the truth if ya heard it!   Uh, Oh.

 

TIM

What?  What is it?

 

BOB

Watch out.  Just follow me.

 
(Bob climbs up to a ledge in the darkness above.)
 
TIM

Is this some sort of joke?  Bob?  Where did you go?

 

BOB

I’m up here.

 
TIM

What are you doing up there?  How did you get up there?  If this one of your jokes, I am not amused.

 

BOB

Watch Out!

 

(Tim freezes with one foot hanging out in front mid step not knowing what to do.)

 

TIM

What!?

 

BOB

Well, unless ya wanna take a big fall, take one step backwards very slowly.

 

TIM

(still balanced on one foot.)  Why?  What?

 

BOB

There’s no ground in front of ya!  Look!

 

TIM

A pit?   (Tim puts his foot down slowly while staring into the pit.)   The pit.

 

BOB

Just step on over ta this ledge below me here and climb on up. 

 

TIM

What!?

 

BOB

And be careful.

 

TIM

That ledge over there!?   I can’t.

 

BOB

Do it!

 

TIM

I can’t move.

 

BOB

Stop looking into the pit, dang it!

 

TIM

Daniel.

 

BOB

What?

 

TIM

The pit.

 

BOB

Whadda ‘bout Daniel?   Tim!

 

TIM

What!? 

 

BOB

 Whadda ‘bout Daniel?

 

TIM

Give me a hand!

 

BOB

Can’t.

 

TIM

What!?  Give me a hand, damn it!

 

BOB

You have to do this one yerself.   Caving rule.  Ya might panic and take me with you, then what would you do?  Who would be here ta git ya out?  Git us out?  It’s just the two of us.  Now, come on.

 

(Tim focuses on the ledge on the other side of the pit and, with abandon, leaps across the void, landing crudely on the other side.  He starts slipping into the pit when finally he grabs a handhold, which stops his fall.)

 

TIM

So there!  I did it!

 

BOB

Dang ya to hell! The least ya can do if yer goin’ ta kill yerself is……is ta remember.

 
TIM

Remember what?

 

BOB

Caving rule!  Never take a step ‘til ya know where it’ll land!  And never, never leap!

 

(Bob turns away and walks into the darkness.)

 

TIM

Remember what?

 

BOB

(Bob’s voice comes out of the darkness.)   Come on!  Corkscrew’s just ‘round the next bend.

 

TIM

Caving rule!  Go to hell!  I got over your god damn black hole, didn’t I!?  Well, didn’t I? Wait!  Remember what?

 

(Tim slumps into a sitting position at the ledge of the pit as if in trance)

 

TIM

(to the audience)   It’s a green alumumum drinkin’ glass is in my hand as I’m runnin’ to get away from my dad and then fall down with my face on top of it.  The red blood gushes in my right eyeball and blinds me and then goes all over my cheek and touches the corner of my mouth where I lick it off.  This scares me even more than my dad who is still yellin in the kitchen. My mom sees my face and she screams one of her deaf-person kind of bull calls “aaaeee” and races into the kitchen and jumps on my dad’s back when she hits him over the head with the pointy end of her high heel shoe.   My dad real slow-like turns to me and from all that long way I can see a sad look in his eyes which he then shakes off with my mom flyin’ across the room.  After that he reaches up and gets hold of a great big handful of blood which he looks at hard and long. He just keeps askin’ in his hard to understand deaf person kind of hog grunts, “ahwhae?  ahwhae!”. He then turns around and drunk-like stumbles out the back door.

 

I’m in my bed and the room is that long time after dark kind of cold.  I can hear a scary noise comin’ from the direction of the kitchen.  The floor is cold on my feet but I walk towards the noises.  Cold and real scared-like, I peak into the kitchen where I can see the room is all in shadows.  I look harder and there I see the noises.  At first all I see is my dad’s back.  He is makin’ his grunt-like noises that are not really even deaf man words but the sounds his air makes in his throat when he is breathin’ hard.  Like this, (these sounds are made with a lot of air)  “haaeesh..hshee… haaeesh..hshee.”  I see one arm raised and in that hand is that knife like mom uses when she cuts off the chickens’ heads.  That’s when I hear my mom’s sound real low and soundin’ far away.  “haheymmmm…haheymmmm.”  Only when my dad steps back from the wall, there is my mom. She has one of dad’s hankies stuffed in her mouth and she just is standin’ there not movin’ ‘cause her hands are all tied and my dad’s other hand is holdin’ her head up ‘gainst the wall.  I run back to my bed and pull the blankets over my head.

 

When I open my eyes again, I see my dad’s face real close to my face lookin’’ at me in the eye to eye way.  I can feel his hands on both my shoulders when he shakes me real hard.  “Teemmy?”  he asks real low.   Then the sad look comes over his face again and he screams,  “Whaare heees Teemmy!?  Whaare heees Teemmy!?”.   With my hands and my mouth I tell to my dad,  “I’m Timmy, daddy.  I’m Timmy.”

 

(Slow fade to black.   End of act one.)

_______

 

 

The following is an excerpt from Act Two, Scene Two of SURVEY.

 

(Later.   Bob and Tim have returned to the campsite inside the mouth of the cave.)

 

TIM

(To Bob.)  O.K.!  O.K.! Damn it! I remember…….!  O.K.!?  Is that what you want!?  I remember the cave, Canyon Cave, the pit, the rope, the fall, the pain……… and oh, god!   The guilt!

 

BOB

Guilt?

 

THE VOICE

Light slips away slowly,

 

TIM

(to the Voice)   NO!

 

BOB

Say yer Daniel.   Say it!

 

TIM

I’m…..

 

BOB

Say it!

 
THE VOICE

Light slips away slowly,

 

TIM

(to the Voice)   NO!

 

BOB

Say it!

 

TIM

I’m Daniel

 

THE VOICE

I’m standing still

TIM

(To The Voice.)  No!  I should have strangled you with that damned measuring tape!

 

BOB

Would that make you feel better?

 

TIM

(to the audience)   I would be free.

 

THE VOICE

and it sneaks off behind me

 

TIM

(To The Voice.)  Shut up!  Shut up your accusations, your criticisms, your judgments!   I wish I could strangle you.  Sneering at me with your holier-than-thou…

 

THE VOICE

a backward child too shy

 
TIM

(To The Voice)  to share itself with the company of others!

 

(Tim continues in a passionate confession.)

 

Sometimes light disappears immediately,

plunging me into a darkness that has never known anything but itself.

The jarring that occurs is almost physical.

I have not moved as the universe has.

 

Quiet, which is eternal, envelopes me.

I am in awe of its potency.

It is matter,

the living, breathing substance of which I am a part.

Swaddled in its dormant power,

I steady myself in anticipation of being inhaled

into the soundless current of its breath.

 

The breath catches.

Disoriented, I cling to a looming face of alien limestone,

suspended over mystic objects,

muted variations of the same unforgiving shadow.

I am going to fall,

bashing and breaking every bone on the phantom shadows

before I hit bottom.

 

Frantically, fragile fingertips dig into microscopic spaces

begging for support.

Heavily booted feet, desperate to plant themselves in the idea of safety,

of solidness,

the ideal of which, once found, will not deceive and give way,

whimper,

no longer proud,

ashamed,

worst of all,

afraid.

 

Falling, flapping wildly,

begging for a savior perch,

redemption from wreckage,

face slams rock, attempting to bore into it.

Manic fingers scramble along unblemished surface

seeking union.

 

Then, a toe catches a thin wedge of thought.

Chest, arms and legs flatten against sheerness of incline,

daring not to breathe.

The slightest movement can dissolve this fleeting, stationary state of mind,

This momentary pause in its inevitable plunge.

 

Taking the forbidden leap,

the mind crosses an eternally gray space,

bloodless air,

finding the safety it seeks in an even darker haze,

a level plane called earth.

Damned by the memory of my fear,

I am condemned to carry my shame out with me.

I do so burdened with knowledge

that I have joined with the ranks of history's cowards.

 

(To Bob.)  If only I could…..strangle them all……then I would be free.

 
BOB

So, what’s stopping you?

 

TIM

I could!   I know I could!

 
THE VOICE

Sunlight

 

TIM

(To The Voice.)  No! You’re dead!

 

THE VOICE

Sunlight

 

TIM

(To the audience.)

Sunlight greets me with disdain,

recognizing my darker half.

Pretending I do not know its meaning,

I think of food,

of water,

of taking a pee.

 

Quickly packed away in the recesses of my heart,

is the defeat,

where it joins the others.

 

TIM

(To The Voice.)  I remember.  I remember.  I remember it all!  (To Bob.)  All of it!  Do you hear me?   (To The Voice.)  I killed you!

 
BOB

What?

 

TIM

I killed him.

 

BOB

Who?

 

TIM

Timmy.

 

BOB

Whadda ya talkin’ ‘bout?  Timmy drowned when he was 4 years old..

 

TIM

Yes, I know.  I remember.   And I remember more than you know.

 

BOB

What?  Whadda ya mean?  Whadda ya talkin’ ‘bout?

 

TIM

I put my hands on his shoulders and I forced his body, his head down under the bath water and I just held him there.  I don’t know why I did it or why I wouldn’t let him up when he kicked and pulled at my arms. 

 

BOB

Daniel?

 

TIM

(in a child’s voice)  You’re the fucking, little bastard!  Daddy says.  Not me!  Not me!  Daddy loves me!  Not you!  Not you, you fucking, little bastard!

 

BOB

My god, ya really did, didin ya?  Ya did……..  (Bob slowly backs upstage away from Tim, still not wanting to believe.)  Did ya?

 

TIM

My arms and shoulders hurt from pressing him down so hard but I didn’t stop……I just held him under the water and watched the bubbles… watched the bubbles ……and I watched the bubbles…until he stopped kicking, stopped splashing and until the bubbles were all gone.

 

BOB

Ya couldn’t ‘a.  Ya were only seven years old at the time.

 
TIM

But I did.  I remember. That’s what you wanted, isn’t it?  That I remember?

 

(The Voice crosses downstage and stops behind Bob.   It picks up a large rock, raises it and crashes it down on Bob’s head, crushing his skull.   Bob’s body falls to the ground.   The Voice then slowly crosses downstage and stops behind Tim.   It wraps it’s arms around Tim and hugs him warmly.)

 

TIM

(laughing quietly)  Well, I do.  I remember.

 

(A slow fade to black.)

 

(The end.)

 

 

 

 

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